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Teen Wolf - 3.18 - Riddled - Recap

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Previously - Kira exposited foxfire, Lydia heard voices, and Stiles told Lydia to believe in her abilities, had a heartbreakingly beautiful scene with Melissa, and defeated the Oni with a flick of his hand. It was fantastic!

A phone call from Stiles wakes Scott, an ominous portend of how bad this day will get. Scott approaches the call with far more grace than I would if someone woke me up, but he's more used to living in a state of constant emergency. It's a Beacon Hills thing. Stiles says he's trapped with no idea where he is. Worse, his phone cuts out, leaving Scott and me in mid-heart attack. Stiles: "Oh no, there's something wrong with my…" No, no, no. After a few calls straight to voicemail, Scott finally reaches him again only to find Stiles' leg is bleeding. Scott wants to call Sheriff but Stiles begs him not to. Say what, foolish boy? Your dad's job is to find people. Scott agrees. Scott: "What if I can't find you? Stiles, I can't make a promise like that." Stiles begs some more and finally Scott relents. Not good. Even worse Stiles shuts off the call, so Scott yells for a confused Isaac for help. Isaac: "What's wrong with Stiles?" After the world's biggest dramatic pause, Scott punches out, "I don't know." BWAH! Sorry but that's unintentional humor at its best. Seriously, it's a 7 second pause in the middle of all out panic. I dare you not to laugh. Less funny though is Lydia practicing her artwork with Aiden at night in Beacon Hills High. The security there is too pitiful to laugh at. Lydia agrees: "The number of homicides in this school has seen to it that no sane person will ever take a night job here again." Of course that means smart people should avoid BHH at night too. Lydia, you disappoint me. It's not like your parents ever know you have males in your room. Practice nude modeling sketches there. Aiden starts to strip down but luckily Lydia hears Stiles' voice with her banshee powers. Stiles: "Come find me." While she's picking up Stiles radio, Scott gets another call. Stiles says he's freezing in an industrial basement and his phone is almost out of power. Scott: "Stiles, why are you whispering?" Stiles: "Because I think there's someone in here with me." Yeah, never a good sign. Never.

Meanwhile, Kira is crowned Most Helpless when she calls for her mom over a dead light bulb. Seriously honey, you can disable a motorcycle but can't change a light bulb? Hmm. It's an anvil scene to show both Kira and her mom effecting electricity. You know, in case you didn't realize Kira's mama is supernatural too. You already knew that? Good, moving on. Scott and Isaac head to Stiles' house, where they find Lydia and Aiden already there. Great security, Sheriff. Lydia says she heard Stiles' voice. Aiden: "Don't ask. It gets more confusing when you ask." Bwah! You've learned well, Aiden. The quartet look at Stiles' intricate wall of weird, complete with cat's cradle yarn tied to scissors stuck in the bed. It's awesome, in a creepy serial killer way. Lydia says red is for unsolved cases, but it all screams loco to me. Lydia asks about Stiles and Aiden ups the ante. “Tonight’s the coldest night of the year. It’s going to drop in the 20's.” Twenties, really? Sounds like freaking spring in the Midwest. When you hit negative numbers, then come crying to me. Luckily, the voice of reason chimes in. Lydia: "What did his dad say?" Scott: "He…kind of…we didn't tell him yet." Lydia: "Stiles is bleeding and freezing, and you didn't call his dad?" Scott figures Stiles didn't get far, but Aiden points out the missing Jeep and hammers it home. Aiden: "You guys remember she only gets these feelings when someone's about to die, right?" Good point. Scott agrees to go to Sheriff's, but Lydia wants to stay before rejoining them. Lydia: "There is something here." Isaac: "Yeah, evidence of total insanity." Bwah! Can't argue with that! Scott: "We can figure out what's wrong with him after we find a way to keep him from freezing to death." Can't argue with that either.

Back in the basement of every horror movie ever, Stiles' leg is caught in a coyote trap. Yikes! Really Teen Wolf? Sympathy pains shoot through my ankle as Stiles screams. The good news is Stiles already rescued Lydia from one, so this should be easy, right? Right? Nope. Apparently he forgot he can get himself out of this. It may have something to do with the creepy dude in the corner writing a backwards 5 in chalk. Stiles murmurs, "Self," as Creepy and the number vanish in a really cool effect. Remember when I complained about there being no scary TV these days. Um, problem solved. Anxiety is rampant all around, including Sheriff who does not take the news well. After giving his deputies orders, he pulls in Scott and Isaac for the paranormal 411. Sadly, the only plan is to use their ever failing werewolf senses. Luckily Sheriff had Stiles' blue 1980 CG5 Jeep low jacked, which is the only explanation for how they found it in 15 seconds. It is at the hospital, allowing more Melissa time. Good thinking, Sleepwalking Stiles. Mama McCall leads them to the basement, but Derek has already figured out Stiles is gone. The newly competent Dumbledore Derek teaches a lesson in chemosignals, scents emitted with strong emotion. They smell high levels of anxiety, and Derek surmises that Stiles had an intense struggle with himself. Speaking of evoking strong emotion, Douche Dad enters the sheriff's station for progress on his assailant. Parrish has zero empathy for him and they posted 2 wanted posters front and center, loosely based on DoucheDad's description. One looks like a samurai bug monster. The other is the Lone Ranger. Bwaaahhhh!!! Just the comedy break we needed. DoucheDad is not amused, but face it DD, no one likes you. Parrish: "Well you're not exactly the highest priority of the night, Agent McCall." Or any night. Ever.

Back at Stiles' room, the camera pans to a picture of Scott and him at a lacrosse game. Ah, simpler times of controlling the change and wanting off the lacrosse bench, when Lydia was not Crazy Girl. Aiden snarks about Stiles keeping Lydia's nematon drawing as a memento. Back off right now, douche. Stiles is missing and is quite frankly a thousand times better than you. Lydia tells him to shut it too before getting Cliff's Notes from Scott. Lydia: "Nothing at hospital. Derek headed to high school. Isaac's going to find Allison. Scott's with the sheriff." Aiden: "We're standing in a bedroom staring at walls." Ha! That you can snark, although Lydia doesn't appreciate it. Bored, he plucks a string, causing Lydia to hear voices. Lydia: "You didn't hear that?" Aiden: "Lydia, I'm not sure anybody hears what you hear." Very true and it's annoying. Embrace your inner banshee, Lydia. She deduces that Stiles is at Eichen House, the mental hospital where Barrow resided. They better hurry, because Creepy now stalks a pinned down Stiles, whose phone died. Creepy is heretofore renamed Mummy Mouth, since he's wrapped in bandages with a wicked set of teeth, similar to those the kumicho sported in last week's Argent flashbacks. He spouts signs of hypothermia, either to bore Stiles to death or PSA for the Midwest this winter. Either way, his use of "we" bugs Stiles, as it should. Mummy: "We're going to die if we don't get out of here." Dylan: "Stop saying that. Stop saying we." Mummy Mouth tells Stiles to get up, who is not amused given the ankle trap. But psych! The trap changes legs, signaling that Stiles is indeed going mad. Luckily, the whole cavalry descend on Eichen House. Sadly, Stiles is not there, confusing a very confident Lydia and causing Sheriff to melt down. As Aiden leads Lydia out, a backwards 5 can be clearly seen etched into a door. Go back, guys! It's important.

Meanwhile Melissa joins DoucheDad in the search. DD knows where Stiles might be based on his call to Scott. He theorizes Stiles called while still sleepwalking and is not really in a basement, based on that time he was drunk peeing in a laundry basket. Good times! I want to slap him for being a hypocritical douche in his first episode, when he snarked to Stiles about Sheriff's drinking problem. Good thing you know where Stiles is or you'd be pointless. Kind of like the riddles Mummy Mouth keeps spouting. Perhaps the door/jar riddle is 3B's answer to 3A's tattoo. Stiles plays the riddle game well until he's stumped by, "Everyone has it but no one can lose it." Mummy Mouth repeats the riddle in Stiles' face, sufficiently freaking me out again especially when he pulls Stiles by his trap-enclosed ankle. Ouch! Stiles screams as DoucheDad pulls him from the coyote cave. Mama McCall holds him as he freaks out until he wakes up. Man, I love these two together! Mama McCall: "It's okay. You're alright. Stiles, you're alright." The look on Stiles' face when he realizes it was all a nightmare is heartbreaking. Anyone questioning the acting on Teen Wolf needs to watch this scene. In fact, everyone did a bang up acting job tonight. Still, I'm puzzled about why Stiles is rescued 22 minutes into the episode. This pacing makes no sense. It's like plunging down that first hill on a rollercoaster and then being forced to stop on the tracks before hitting the second one. Basically Sheriff tells Scott and Lydia that Stiles will be okay and thanks Douche Dad for saving his son before everything grinds to a halt. It is a touching scene, as is Sheriff admitting to Melissa that he's been keeping track of Stiles' symptoms and thinks they need to test him.

With all else though the emotional momentum ends, including a pointless Isaac and Allison subplot. I'm sure it will be vital later, but it's completely tacked on here. Isaac catches Allison up as she says multiple times she did not turn off her mysteriously turned off phone, which now has Japanese voice mail on it. Kira's dad translates it as a fake recording of directions given in Japanese internment camps during World War 2. He knows it's fake because it says Oak Creek, which was not an internment camp. Obviously it's a huge development for something that happens later and could have easily been held for then. Personally I think Allison is possessed too and turned off her own phone. At the same time, Lydia doubts her abilities as loud clanking sounds surround her. She decides running away instead of sharing with Scott is a great idea. No way this goes wrong. As for Scott, he actually attends school but is in such a funk he can't hear Kira yell for him. Deaton is no help AGAIN, and Scott goes to visit Stiles during his tests that night. Really the only one useful is Aiden, who confronts Derek about his suspicions while they jump Stiles' Jeep. How sweet. Aiden: "So do you think he was just sleepwalking or was there something more to it?" Derek: "In this town there's always something more." Ha, so true. Aiden tells Derek he overheard Stiles telling Scott he left the clue for Barrow to kill Kira. I guess those true alpha skills Scott was posturing were a bluff. Still, Derek doesn't believe Stiles is the nogitsune. Derek: "You think Stiles - skinny, defenseless Stiles - is the nogitsune, a powerful, dark spirit?" Aiden: "I'm not the only one thinking it. I'm just the only one saying it." Yep. Derek stops midspeech, remembering the electricity incident so it's back to high school to get Kira. Since truancy is encouraged, Kira heads to the power place with a stranger, where they find Stiles' bat magnetized. Derek theorizes the power surge awakened the nogitsune in Stiles, which makes zero sense, but let's go with it. After all this 1/5 of the episode is just weirdly timed filler before the gut punch.

Back at the hospital Stiles prepares for an MRI. Doctor: "I'm not sure if I know how to pronounce this or if it's not actually a misspelling." Sheriff: "Just call him Stiles." Ha! Glad for the continuity and levity. The doctor explains that the machine will be loud, sounding a lot like what Lydia is hearing. Stiles and she are more connected than I thought. Melissa and Sheriff comfort Stiles. Sheriff: "Hey, we're just on the other side of that window, okay?" Now there's a "we" I can get behind. Sheriff smiles bravely at Stiles, but this has to be his worst nightmare. Stiles explains it best to Scott. Stiles: "You know what they're looking for, right? It's called frontotemporal dementia. Areas of your brain start to shrink. It's what my mother had. It's the only form of dementia that can hit teenagers, and there's no cure." Scott and the entire Teen Wolf fandom start tearing up. Scott: "Stiles, if you have it we'll do something. I'll do something." There is an advantage to having an alpha as a best friend, but I am not ready to see Stiles the werewolf. I'm also not ready for how hard the two of them looking at each other in understanding before hugging hits me. Every. Single. Time. Seriously, I have watched this scene probably 10 times now, and it is always just as touching. It's probably the best scene in Teen Wolf since Stiles talked Scott out of becoming a human torch in Motel California. It's made even more poignant when the camera pans in on Sheriff and Melissa's reactions. You are killing me here, Teen Wolf. Killing me sweetly.

Luckily for my sanity, it's more filler. Derek and Kira arrive at the hospital, but Kira wants to stay outside. Kira: "I don't know if I should go in. You're going to tell Scott that Barrow might have used foxfire created by me to jump start the nogitsune's power inside Stiles." Derek: "Yeah." Kira: "Basically that I helped the dark spirit take control of his best friend." Derek: "You should probably wait here." Good choice, since it allows Derek to mentor Scott again. Scott: "You teaching me again?" Derek: "Think of it more like sharing a few trade secrets." I am all for this because it could negate the worst parts of a Boy King story. Derek also exposits that Cora is in South America (woo hoo!) and his dead mom's claws reminded him that the Hales' job is to protect Beacon Hills. Hmm, I feel cheated we don't get more on this. Derek: "This town needs someone to protect it. Someone like you." Scott: "And someone like you to teach me a few trade secrets." I like this partnership, especially since they realize Stiles was on the hospital roof to protect them from himself. As they race to the roof, Lydia sits in her car while the MRI noise gets louder in her head. She goes to scream but we hear nothing. Did the Oni take her scream or was this just artistic license? Hmm. On the roof, Scott finds all the tools needed to create an explosion while the doctor confirms Sheriff's worst suspicions. Stiles is showing degenerative brain loss. The look on Sheriff's face is heartbreaking. It's a true power moment. He has already seen this disease take his wife and now he fears it will take his son.

Stiles is also freaking out as the claustrophobia of the MRI machine gets to him, so he hallucinates himself out of it with Mummy Mouth again. Mummy Mouth: "Have you figured out my riddle yet? If you answer correctly, we might consider letting them go." Stiles: "Letting who go?" Mummy Mouth: "Your friends, your family, everyone who ever meant something to you. We're going to destroy all of them Stiles, one by one." Stiles: "Why?" That's my question too. Why do this to Stiles and me, Teen Wolf? Anymore of this and I'm going to be both inconsolable and scared. Mummy Mouth continually repeats the riddle until Stiles finally figures out that it is a shadow. Mummy Mouth takes off the bandages to reveal Stiles himself. Dark Stiles takes over and the transformation in Dylan O'Brien is chilling. His half smile creeps me out more than anything else in this episode. Just then the power flickers and Dark Stiles disappears. Sheriff: "Where's my son?" Meanwhile the hospital power box explodes sending a live wire directly at Kira, who I guess has been standing there for over an hour. Huh? Dark Stiles heads out only to see Kira's mother standing ominously in the elevator. Mrs. Yukimura: "You know me. Then you remember that I won't be deterred by your choice of hosts, even if it's an innocent boy." DarkStiles: "You threatening us?" Mrs. Yukimura snaps the Oni into existence, but DarkStiles is unfazed. DarkStiles: "We're not really afraid of your little fireflies." Yukimura: "If the Oni can't defeat you, I know someone who will." Duhn, duhn, duhn. Guess Kira does some fancy wire dodging or absorbs all its energy because she is now Buffy, one girl in all the world to take down DarkStiles. This has just gotten very, very interesting.

If it weren't for the 8 minutes lull between finding Stiles and the MRI scenes, this episode would be a straight up A. As it is, they tried to cram too many things into the episode, which should have been left to breathe a little more. The acting was phenomenal, the best in the series so far, so giving the actors a little more time would have been a better plan in my opinion. I would especially have liked to see more of Scott's panic as the time ticked on with his best friend missing. Trying to use their admittedly shoddy werewolf senses and Argent and Allison working together with more human methods would have been nice as well. To be honest, I would have loved if Lydia and Aiden had found Stiles too, although we would have missed the awesome scene with Melissa. On the plus side, this was a highly emotional episode, but it did not feel manipulative or unearned. The brother relationship between Scott and Stiles is the foundation of the show and this proved why it is so effective. I adore how they are not afraid to be real with each other and just open up. I hope Siles' brain atrophy is actually just the nogitsune's control and not actually frontotemporal dementia. That would be too sad and precipitate Stiles move from human, which is part of his appeal. I also hope that next week we learn much more is going on with Allison. To be honest, all three of the "sacrifices" got off pretty light in their nematon consequences and I'd love if they really haven't conquered their demons yet. It would make the story much richer in my opinion. Of course, no review of this episode would be complete without a shout out to Dylan O'Brien's amazing portrayal. He was magnificent and I cannot wait to see him continue to play dual roles. I hope that he stays DarkStiles for several more episodes instead of resolving this quickly. It is a powerful acting position to be in and Dylan is up to the challenge. I can't wait to see how this storyline progresses.


Grade Average: A- (A in first watch, B in second, a combination of A- and B+ in subsequent rewatches)

Best Scene - the hug…..by a whole lot

MVP / "Oh Baby" Award - Dylan O'Brien / Stiles

Best Interaction - Scott and Stiles

Best Reason to Watch - all of the acting

Most Melodramatic - Scott long pauses over the most dramatic "I don't know" in history


The "Oh, Boo Hoo" Award - Beacon Hills is going to be in the 20's. That would be a spring thaw where I'm at these days. When you get to the negative numbers, then talk to me about it.

The "Do You Never Learn?" Award - Lydia practices art at night at Beacon Hills High, which still has no security

"Did You Ever Doubt It? Award - Of course Aiden is going to strip down. Neither of you have been shy about having sex in front windows, Lydia.

The "Thank God for Lydia" Award - getting Sheriff involved was the absolute right thing to do

The "I Guess He Has Lojack" Award - They find Stiles' Jeep in mere seconds

Most Truthful Reaction - Sheriff yells at Lydia for Stiles not being there, but then apologizes for it

Best Reaction – Sheriff to learning Stiles has the same disease that killed his wife

Biggest Hypocrite - DoucheDad snarked about Sheriff having an alcohol problem to Stiles but he had one too when he was still living with Melissa and Scott

Worst Visual - Mummy dragging Stiles by his trap-enclosed ankle

Melissa and Stiles Watch - Melissa holds a screaming Stiles until he wakes up from his nightmare

Snarkiest - Aiden

Biggest Shock - They found Stiles a mere 22 minutes into the episode

Lesson of the week – chemosignals and hypothermia




Screencaps by Screencapped.net


About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."




Teen Wolf - 3.18 - Riddled - Podcast, Poll and Death Speculation

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My Predictions for the Main Character Death

Lydia - 0%

Cons - If we take the spoiler on face value, that the character who dies will not be coming back in any form, then Lydia cannot die. It's already been confirmed that she has a main story line in season 4.


Scott - 5%

Cons - He is the main character and it is very hard to see them killing him off midseason. Plus, why give him the true alpha storyline just to have him die? I can't see this ever happening to be honest.


Deaton / Coach - 25%

Pros: Neither character gets much screen time but all the characters know them. They could create dramatic tension in the story without their presence being much missed plot-wise.

Cons: Neither of them fit the criteria of the spoiler since neither is a main character. Other than that, I would say they were cannon fodder.


Melissa - 30%

Pros - She has gotten a lot of screen time lately, which makes her ripe for the picking. Plus her death would be felt by almost every character, leading to far-reaching story development. However the biggest pro for her is that she's a parent, and the only one who would not leave behind an orphaned kid.

Cons - While parents are always an easy kill, it would be harder to kill off these parents than in most shows. It could be that they brought DoucheDad on so they could kill Melissa, but it would be a huge mistake.  People hate him enough and these kids are basically motherless already. I'm also not sure that even this new, darker Teen Wolf would have Stiles kill his best friend's mom.


Allison - 35%

Pros - Since they killed off her role as star-crossed love interest, the writers don't seem to know what to do with Allison. She has no major continuing plot right now, so if they were ever going to kill her off, this would be the time.

Cons - She's the main female role in a show that has been criticized for always killing off the females. She has a lot of interesting story to explore, especially if they go the route of her becoming the matriarch of the Argent line. Plus, you can NEVER have too many kick butt females.


Stiles - 40%

Pros: Dylan O'Brien's acting career is red hot right now. By leaving Teen Wolf, he would have ample time to pursue other jobs.

Cons: Stiles is by far the fandom favorite of Teen Wolf characters. His death would likely have a major backlash. Plus, Jeff Davis already said that season 4 will only have 12 episodes, so that would not cut too much into Dylan O'Brien's other pursuits. Besides, they would be far more likely to have him move, a la Jackson, than kill him off and prevent future appearances.


Argent - 50%

Pros: Argent is the most likely parent to be in the big fight, which means he has a bigger target. He has also gone against the Oni before so his knowledge pretty much guarantees he'll be there for the big showdown. By losing Argent, the pack would lose its best knowledge source so we'd again have the mentor dying, so popular in Boy King story lines. Plus, Argent is not in as many episodes these days as Melissa.

Cons: Allison already lost her mother on this show and it feels redundant to do it again. Also, they would lose access to the best weapons they have. I see Argent dying at some point in Teen Wolf, but this feels way too early. If he had been in the last episode, his chances would be higher in my opinion.


Sheriff - 60%

Pros: They have been positioning Melissa as a substitute mother for Stiles and most of the fandom want Scott and Stiles to officially be brothers. If she adopts Stiles, they will be. Plus Sheriff is the parent that usually has the least amount of screen time. They have been building the idea that Sheriff will soon be out of a job, so the primary benefit he brings to the pack will be negated if that happens.

Cons: He's the only parent Stiles has left and again, having Stiles kill his own dad would be more dark than I expect Teen Wolf to go. They also spent too much time in the sheriff getting impeached storyline if they are just going to kill him off. Plus if Stiles really does have frontotemporal dementia, they won't go that route if his father has just died. This isn't the pit of despair.


Peter - 65%

Pros: While they set Peter up as a bad guy at the end of 3A, they have done zero to further this plot. Plus Peter hasn't even been on screen since he was being tortured with Derek. Currently he has NO storyline so his presence would not affect the plot at all.

Cons: His death would have the least amount of fall out. No one likes him so it wouldn't change much at all. Also he has the potential to be the most personal villain Teen Wolf has ever had. I doubt they toss that away when it gains them so little.


Danny - 70%

Pros: Danny is the sweetest character we have, which means his death would pack a punch. We know he is in tonight's episode. Since Danny is always on the peripheral, it could make him expendable.

Cons: Danny is not what I would call a main character, similar to Deaton and Coach. He is the most recognizable gay character, which would likely cause backlash.


Alpha Twins - 70%

Pros: They are really just on the show to take off their shirts and add to the action. Of all the werewolves, they would be the least missed. If only one of them died, that would catapult the other into an actual storyline.

Cons: Why keep them in 3B if you were just going to kill them off? They could have easily followed Deucalion wherever he went.


Derek - 80%

Pros: Derek's instant competency in all things actually makes him a better candidate than he would have been in 3A. It feels like they are building him up in importance to Scott out of nowhere, which is a great way to add tension in a character death. After all, we never knew any of Boyd's back story until the episode before they killed him. Plus everyone knows that the wise old mentor (Dumbledore if you will) always gets killed off to cause character growth in the main character, and they don't really seem to know what to do with the character as a whole. I could definitely see Derek sacrificing himself to save Scott, especially after his line to the Alpha Twins about dying for Scott.

Cons: Derek is also wildly popular in the fandom and Scott really does need a mentor. There is still a lot to explore on the Hale side and Peter makes a much better enemy if he is going against both Scott and Derek together.


Isaac - 85%

Pros: Isaac is the most likely to be killed for me because he really has no special skill or standing in the pack. Sure he is loyal but he's this season's Boyd. Even his snarking role has been taken over by Aiden. Story wise, of all the main characters, he is the most dispensable.

Cons: There is his romance with Allison, which is pretty much his only character arc right now. Plus, after killing off Boyd last year, killing off Isaac now could be redundant.


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About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."


Last Week in TV - Week of Feb. 9 - Episode Awards and Reviews

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Wow, this was a quiet week for TV. Even summer isn't this dead. Have to love the Olympics, and yes, I mean that seriously. Some of the best drama I have seen all week has been sports-related. But this is a column for scripted TV, so without further ago, welcome to Last Week in TV. What were your episode awards?


Overall Awards:

Best Episode I Saw This Week - The Musketeers - Sleight of Hand

Yeah, I am cheating here because this episode aired a couple of weeks ago, but as NBC said a decade ago, "It's New to Me." Part of the reason it just narrowly edged out the next award winner was because Vadim is such a cool villain. I've always had issues with shows that make either its villain or its hero weak. There's a reason Harry Potter was such a cool story; Voldemort was his equal in both brains and power. Without a great villain, heroes come off as somewhat weak and less impressive. Throughout this episode, Vadim showed himself the superior strategist, handing out one false clue after another. It created a twisty plot that sang at full throttle and had me guessing throughout. Plus, sword fights! If you haven't been watching this fun joyride, hop on because only one show can match its perilous pace, which just happens to be....



Best New Episode of the Week / Best Scene - Teen Wolf - Riddled

Teen Wolf has gotten dramatically darker this season, none of which was more heartbreaking and affirming and well-acted as this episode. While there were pacing problems, the real joy came in the Scott and Stiles brotherhood. From Scott's frantic search to Stiles' fear to the awesome scene at the MRI machine, Teen Wolf put the episode's gravitas squarely on Tyler Posey and Dylan O'Brien's shoulders and it was magnificent. If anyone thinks the kids of Teen Wolf cannot act, I would strongly suggest they watch the scene where Melissa holds a screaming Stiles who gradually realizes that the nightmare was all in his head. Yes, his playing dual RealStiles and DarkStiles roles was powerful, but nothing was more poignant and powerful then watching him realize that he is going insane. Sheriff scenes were equally affecting. I cannot imagine losing a spouse to a debilitating disease, but to realize your son suffers the same fate, that's a kick straight to the heart. Again I will say it, do not let the silly name or channel keep you from sampling season 3 of Teen Wolf. My bet is it will quickly capture your heart and adrenaline too.


Most Underused Character / Best Quote - Intelligence - Patient Zero -   Nelson: "She's a Disney villain."

Nelson is one of my favorite characters on Intelligence in large part because of his snark.  He really needs to have more screentime if only for the laughs.  In this scenario, Nelson boldly asks Lillian to apologize for thinking he was the traitor in the pilot.  She quickly shoots him down, reminding him of his part in the making of a secondary chip.  It's a great scene in which she really does come off as a Disney villain.  I wish there was a gif cap of him saying this that I could use as a shortcut in recapping.  The delivery was so deadpan and fantastic.


Best Addition to a Show - tie - Helix - Anana and Constance

Generally when new characters come on to a show, it takes me a while to warm to them.  Not so with either Constance or Anana, although for two totally different reasons.  Constance brings with her the potential for answers which always excites me.  She also brings a level of malevolence that for all the horror going on, Hatake never achieved.  Here's a character we can all despise, and yet her scenes are absolutely riveting.  She doesn't so much bring a breath of fresh air to the show as she creates a skin crawling toxicity that will force the others to finally work together.  Anana is the compelte opposite.  She's one of the few characters we can truly root for, well so far anyway.  She brings the outside perspective and is the catalyst to changing the Daniel and Hatake relationship.  Since this is the most interesting one for me, I cannot wait to see the resolution.  Plus Anana is the queen of snark and no dummy.  I can see her organizing a rescue of the whole base and quite frankly it would be a whole lot more interesting if the final showdown came between Anana and Constance instead of Alan and anyone.


Best Technology - Almost Human - Perception - hologram sticky notes

I have never wanted something more on a futuristic show.  Those hologram sticky notes are awesome.  I would never have to worry about losing them and they would make a presentation much more interesting.  Not to mention the color coding would work so well in the library.  That's it.  Someone get going on making these a reality.  I'll join the Kickstarter campaign.


Nominated Show:   

Revenge - 1.08 - Treachery

Since the nominated show, Revenge, didn't come with an episode number and the show is currently on hiatus, I decided to go back to where I left off. I originally started watching Revenge, despite it being a show I had zero interest in, because my aunt loved it and basically badgered me into it. I ended up thinking it was fun if too soapy for my tastes. I didn't consciously drop Revenge. It was more that other shows crowded it out even though I always meant to pick it back up. This episode is Revenge at its soapy best, a complicated set of twists and turns in a fast moving plot. I always suspected that Revenge would crumble under the weight of its own story, but it does not happen here. Murdering Frank and bringing in Amanda add issues Emily did not expect, which makes it fascinating to watch her try to grasp the loose ends and bring them under her control. Mostly though this episode succeeds in the combination of Victoria and Jack. Victoria brings the intensity, the cool stare, and the feeling that even if you cannot like her, you must at least respect her. Jack brings the warmth. Without him, I could not watch Revenge because he is the only character I can root for. Without him to remind me that humans can be good and kind and helpful, Revenge would quickly go off the rails for me. I hope Jack never gets involved in the mess of cover-ups, lies, and secrets that chain the rest of the characters. Revenge is a show I think I would like in small doses. It's not a show I would be able to marathon complete seasons on, but it could be fun mini-binge watching, 2-3 episodes at a time. Anymore and the characters would become frustrating instead of fascinating.


Grade: B
Ranking: 3

Best Scene - Nolan confronts Amanda

Best Quote - Victoria: "Oh well you're still here." Conrad: "And I have some bad news." Victoria: "Is there any other kind?"

MVP - Jack, who is the only goodhearted, non-evil person in the show

Best Reason to Watch - Victoria, who is riveting every time she's on screen

Best Character Interaction - tie - Jack and Declan / Victoria and Conrad

Biggest Psycho - Amanda Clarke

Biggest Non-Shock - Amanda did not go to Paris

Biggest Idiots - Victoria and Conrad have a discussion about Frank trying to kill Lydia mere feet from where she was at

Biggest Manipulation - Emily and Amanda switch names after some premiere manipulation


Weekly Shows:

Almost Human - 1.10 - Perception

This episode really suffers from being played out of order. It was supposed to be the fourth episode, so playing it now is jarring. The relationship between Kennex and Dorian is off. Kennex is still popping pills to see his ex, even though that storyline got dropped a long time ago. Of course there is no continuity to last week's Dr. Vaughn or the wall The whole thing just does not gel at all. The story line is interesting (if not one big extended PSA), but Kennex the druggie douche does nothing for me. The flashbacks even less.

Grade: D+

Best Scene - Maldonado and Kennex talk about his past memories

Best Quote - Kennex: "Look who it is, Benedict Android."

Best Interaction - Maldonado and Kennex

Biggest Geek - Drugged #1 acid trips in mathematical formulas

Biggest Tattletale - Dorian, always snitching to Maldonado

Best Back Story - Stahl is genetically engineered

Funniest Moment - Dorian has a huge band-aid on his ear

Biggest PSA - Kennex crashes the car while under the influence

Scene Stealer - Julian

Best Addition - McGinnis

Suckiest Girlfriend - Lila
- Did she really videotape her suicide and send it to her boyfriend? Man she sucks! It's hard enough to get through the grief and anger and pain of suicide.



Teen Wolf - 3.18 - Riddled


Grade: A- (average after a multitude of rewatches)

Best Scene - the hug

MVP / "Oh Baby" Award - Dylan O'Brien / Stiles

Most Melodramatic - Scott long pauses over the most dramatic "I don't know" in history

The "Do You Never Learn?" Award - Lydia practices art at night at Beacon Hills High, which still has no security

The "Oh, Boo Hoo" Award - Beacon Hills is going to be in the 20's. That would be a spring thaw where I'm at these days. When you get to the negative numbers, then talk to me about it.

The "Thank God for Lydia" Award - calling Sheriff was the absolute right thing to do

Most Truthful Reaction - Sheriff yells at Lydia for Stiles not being there, but apologizes immediately for it

Biggest Hypocrite - DoucheDad snarked about Sheriff having an alcohol problem to Stiles but he had one too when he was still living with Melissa and Scott

Melissa and Stiles Watch - Melissa holds a screaming Stiles until he wakes up from his nightmare

Biggest Shock - They found Stiles a mere 22 minutes into the episode


Intelligence - 1.06 - Patient Zero

Grade: B

Best Scene - Gabriel and Riley snarking in the middle of the gunfight

Best Accessory - Nelson's mind hat to mentally fly toy helicopters

Best Interaction - Nelson and Django

Best Tagline - Find the drain

Biggest Awww Moment - The unaffected mama goes in to the infected area without protection to comfort her son after his dad dies

Creepiest Moment - Gabriel puts himself in the death chair

Best Back Story - 2 people died and one was paralyzed before they found success with Gabriel / Gabe volunteered to try to find Amelia

The "Thank Goodness for Common Sense" Award - Riley insists Gabriel and she wears gloves

Most Nerve-racking - Gabriel and Riley looking for Vick at the farmhouse

Biggest Stereotype - the military is the bad guy



Melissa and Joey - 3.21 - Plus One

I have been toying on whether to continue this show as a weekly watch or send it to summer to marathon. Since there is little original TV on during the Olympics, I've decided to keep it until then and afterwards send it to summer. I find I like this show better in marathon because Mel and Joe's childish antics are easier to get through when episodes are stockpiled. This time around Ryder, his friend Stella, and Zander were the only non-annoying characters. That's not enough to sell me on a comedy, especially when it is no longer making me laugh.

Grade: D

MVP - Ryder

Best Scene - Mel goes to the baseball game to see Joe

Best Reason to Watch - Mel and Joe are slowly becoming more adult in their relationship

Best Quote - Ryder: "So are you extra girl weird or just average girl weird?"

Most Obnoxious - Joe

Funniest Face - Joe's First Lady gaze



Helix - 1.07 - Survivor Zero


This was my favorite episode of Helix so far. It combined answers, new characters, and action sublimely. The big star is of course Constance Sutton, played by Jeri Ryan. She goes from compromising politician to all-out evil in a blink and has those cool silver eyes to boot. Her mercurial responses meant that she was always a surprise, often fascinating. I have to say that bringing both Anana and Constance on was a great move. They brought much needed new blood. The only weak part was again the over-reliance on Alan and the now present love triangle between Julia, Alan, and Sarah. Trust me, Helix writers. You really, really do not need it. I can't wait until next week when we find out how Hatake explains his childhood to Daniel and what the fallout of that conversation will be.


Grade: B+

Best Scene - Daniel meets Anana

Best Quote - Julia: "Alive, healthy, possibly going crazy, all of the above?" Hatake: "This is wonderful." Julia: "Yeah, except for the crazy part. I could do without that."

Funniest - Anana hog ties Sergio

The "Say What?" Award- Alan tells Constance that if he doesn't go on the search for Julia, then no one can go. Since when does he have any say in that? They are the ones with the guns.

Biggest Scare - vector woman pops up out of nowhere

***Music - beatnik vibe / Fever

Biggest Surprise - Constance has silver eyes as well

Biggest Mistake - Hatake tells Julia that Alan is coming with Constance, so of course Julia wants to stay

Most Annoying - still Alan


The Musketeers - 1.02 - Sleight of Hand 

Grades:  A

Best Scene - D'Artagnan does his best Dance, Dance Revolution to try to tamp out the fuses heading to the bomb cache.

Best Reason to Watch - Vadim
-I love a smart criminal and Vadim is one of the very best.  Of course in the end he is outwitted by D'Artagnan, but he's my favorite villain in a long time.  I am so sorry he won't be coming back.  They should have allowed for his escape.

Best Quote - Aramis:  "What's the vital thing to remember in a duel?"  D'Artagnan:  "Honor."  Porthos:  "Not getting killed." / D'Artagnan:  "I was raised to fight like a gentleman."  Aramis:  "Were you raised to die young?"

Best Surprise - D'Artagnan's arrest was planned so he could get to Vadim

Worst Surprise - Mutton stew, featuring rats as the mutton

Best Moment - Constance punches Aramis

Best Planner - Vadim's prison break and subsequent plan to start a revolution a few years too early and totally psyching D'Artagnan out



The Musketeers - 1.03 - Commodities

This episode was far slower than any of the others, especially from the middle until the fire.  This was heavy on character building and exposition, but very little on action.  Not what I signed up for.  I loved the flip at the end though.

Grade:  C

Best Scene - Athos vs. Milady / Constance vs. Milady

Best Quote - Emile:  "Oh um, grant me one last favor before we go, a few moments alone with my wife."  D'Artagnan:  "You must think we're stupid….Terribly sorry, apparently we are."

Best Reason to Watch - Sword fight

MVP - Milday de Winter

Funniest Moment - Athos knocks Porthos unconscious to prepare him for getting stitched up


Best Reason to Fast Forward - all the exposition



The Musketeers - 1.04 -  The Good Soldier


Grade:  B

Best Scene - The Musketeers confront Treville / Constance asks D'Artagnan to teach her to shoot and fight

Best Quote - King Louis:  "Is this a good idea, Cardinal?"  Cardinal:  "It rather depends on the outcome."

Best Action - duel

Best Reaction - Constance kicks out D'Artagnan for lying but allows the assassin to stay

Least Likely to Win in the Hurdles - D'Artagnan

Biggest Idiot - Marsac - You don't kill a guy who has potentially more info for you, idiot.

The "Only in the 18th Century" Award - the fate of two nations is decided by dueling


Biggest Aww Moment - Marsac is buried with the Musketeers



Screencaps by Entertainment Outlook, Three if by Space, TV Fantasy, The Watchtower, TV.com, Entertainment Weekly, Sci Fi Empire, Buddy TV, Intelligence Wikia, DivX Central, The Televixen, Metro, Digital Fix,


About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."




Teen Wolf - 3.19 - Letharia Vulpina - Best Tweets

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My pick for the best Teen Wolf tweets of the episode. Let me know which ones I missed.





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About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

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About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

Teen Wolf - 3.19 - Letharia Vulpina - Recap

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Note - In order to make the recap flow better, I combined several scenes into single paragraphs. They flipped from Lydia to Argent to Scott back and forth all night so the order of events will be different in the recap.

Previously - Scott took the pain of a random woman, Derek used Talia's claws to commune with his dead mom, Allison pep talked Isaac, and DarkStiles arose taking out the hospital electricity.

For reasons I don't get, Teen Wolf cold opens on a psychotic Japanese mob boss who takes pleasure in drunk threatening his underlings over a pet wolf. It is the most overacted scene of the night and Coach appears in this episode twice. He blathers until Deaton arrives. Ah, that's the point. Deaton, good to see you. I hope you enjoyed your Tahitian vacation. Psycho: "Have you worked with wolves before?" Deaton: "Here and there." Ha! He suspects the wolf ingested a poisonous lichen and demands to see it. Oddly, the moss creeps out the big bad gangsters so the boss himself takes Deaton to the source. What? Deaton's in Japan? The cool fountain from Argent's flashbacks is back. Actually so are the flashbacks themselves, which is even weirder. Was Deaton there? If so, why didn't Argent mention it? If not, how does he know about the gun deal? Deaton gives Psycho a bottle and starts cutting off the lichen. Psycho: "Do you really think Yuki got in here and ate this stuff?" Deaton: "Actually I think Yuki probably doesn’t come anywhere near here. I doubt if you could even drag him in." Deaton knows about Psycho's father and the nogitsune, which doesn't go over well with Psycho. However, crafty Deaton put a paralytic on the bottle and Psycho drops to the ground hard, but not before we get a lesson in the title. Letharia Vulpina is wolf lichen, toxic to both wolves and foxes. Deaton gave the wolf a paralytic earlier too. Huh? How the heck did he get close enough to the pet wolf of a mobster to paralyze it. They obviously did not know him when he walked in. This opening makes no sense. Deaton monologues about why he needs this particular lichen. Deaton: "Born out of the blood of a nogitsune, this lichen is quite special, more powerful than you know." Psycho: "What? What are you going to use it for?" Deaton: "There's a fox hiding inside a teenage boy and I'm going to poison it." And apparently use mad ninja skills to get past the other mobsters.

Seven minutes in and I'm already confused. Good thing we head back to the hospital live wire that Stiles planned to attack Kira because he knew she would be right there….oh forget it. That made no sense either. It does make a good action sequence though. The wire targets Kira in snake-like movements but ends up distracting an ambulance driver who runs into a hydrant. Live wires and water are a bad combo. Instead of staying in the ambulance like a competent EMT, the driver steps right into the electrified water. Death #1 tonight. It won't be the last. Kira yells for everyone to stay away, which of course means Allison and Isaac head right for the water. Isaac pushes Allison to safety, but gets bug zapped himself. Beacon Hills is filled with complete idiots who keep getting out of their cars in the water. Again, take a freaking Red Cross class people. Even your EMT's are clueless. I'm momentarily distracted from the stupidity by Kira's Cirque du Soleil flips over a car. Apparently acrobatics is inherent in all kinds of were-creatures. She lands next to the live wire right as Derek and Scott get there. Thankfully Sensei Derek keeps Scott from heading into the water too. Kira grabs the live wire and intakes all the power, causing her eyes to glow orange. In front of every freaking person in the parking lot and coming out of the hospital. So much for a secret identity. Tell me no one got that on their camera. Instant YouTube fame. Derek is more worried about Isaac, and since he's not breathing, that's probably good. Suddenly we pan on to a sleeping Scott. Huh? Oh this whole section was a flash back. Snippets of a burned Isaac heading into the hospital and Kira's mom scolding her for putting on a show flash through Scott's head. Agent Parrish, snarky detective from last week, tells Sheriff that Stiles left the hospital and DoucheDad figures out the wire was cut. Whew, a lot going on in Scott's dreams.

Two days later, Scott greets the morning with Derek's voice in his head. Derek: "You have to tell Stilinski. You have to tell him what's really wrong with Stiles." Seriously, we're back to secrets. That never works. As Scott gets ready for school, he breaks Melissa's reverie for an update. I love how much she cares about Scott's friends. Melissa: "They're still looking for him. It's past the 48 hour mark but I guess if anyone's going to be missing for 2 days and turn up just fine, then it's Stiles." Scott: "What about Isaac?" Melissa: "Maybe we should go by the hospital before school." Sheriff is also deep in thought, staring at a text from Stiles. "Am ok. Please don't look for me. Be back soon." They need to microchip the kids in Beacon Hills. Parrish interrupts his anxiety so Sheriff can sign for office supplies and DoucheDad talks about the rising Yakuza problem. Say what? Deaton was in Beacon Hills? Argent's meeting wasn't in Japan? Again I'm so confused. I guess that proves the Oni aren't new to Beacon Hills though. The McCalls head to the hospital where Allison crashed all night. She explains she wasn't allowed to see Isaac since she's not family. Allison: " I told them he doesn't have any." Melissa: "Well he's got us and I've got a keycard. Be quick." Mama McCall to the rescue. Sadly the hospital is also out of rooms because they've shoved Isaac in the medical supply room where they faced Blake and the alphas in The Overlooked. Allison grabs Scott's hand as they stand over a non-healing Isaac. She asks about Isaac's pain and Scott takes it on himself until he can't any longer. Oh baby, all around. Allison: "Stiles really do this?" Scott: "Whatever's controlling him did it. Whatever's inside him." Allison: "Well then how do we get whatever's inside of him the hell out of him?" Scott: "I'm working on it." I love how Scott will not give up on Stiles no matter what.

At the high school, Kira exposits her nogitsune homework. Seriously, it's causing all this damage because someone hurt its feelings. Grow up, dark trickster and let Stiles go. While Kira talks about offending the nogitsune, the camera pans in on Coach. Bwah! Happy to see you, Coach. He yells about finding Stiles and bought a card for Isaac. Aww, I knew he was a softie. Deep, deep down. Coach: "There's a card on my desk for Isaac Lahey, and every one of you losers is not only going to sign it, you're going to write a personal message so profound and deep it's going bring a tear to Coach's eye. Who's first, huh? Danny, that's how you do it buddy. Keep it PG." Ha! I love Coach. He's often the only comic relief around. On the other side of the locker room, Scott and the twins worry. Aiden: "No Stiles, no demonic ninjas." Ethan: "Things are getting too quiet." Scott: "Yeah I know. Yeah it's making me nervous too." Anyone thinking calm before yet another catastrophe? Scott hears Argent's emitter stake and they follow it to the basement. Really guys? You're already living a horror movie. But it brings the first Stiles glimpse of the night, so yippee. 14 minutes without Stiles might be a Teen Wolf record. Stiles: "Okay, I know what you guys are thinking, but it's me. I swear to God, it's me." Yeah but for how long? The alpha twins agree. Attack time. They pin him to a locker but Scott pulls rank and out roars them. Stiles: "It's me, Scott. I swear it's me. I don't know where I've been the last 2 days or what I've been doing, but this is me I promise." Aw, good. Nice to have you back, buddy. Stiles pulls out the plans to blow out the hospital electricity and says he knows he did it. Sadly, it appears he planned even more. Aiden: "What the hell have you been up to?" Stiles: "I think something worse. A lot worse."

They uncover a map that intersects with Malia's car sanctuary and where GriefCrazyFather put all the traps. It's also where the cross-country team is practicing. Strangely lacrosse seems to have flipped from a fall to spring sport. Not much tension over traps on a lacrosse field I guess. There is some crazy outright sprinting going on for a cross-country practice though. Kira inherited speed with that fox glow. She easily outpaces Danny and Stiles' Jeep. Coach is shocked to see him but the runners already left. As Stiles tries to explain, Ethan and Scott book it. Ethan catches up to Danny, knocking him down. Danny: "What the hell are you doing?" Ethan: "Uh…I missed you." To cover his lame lie, they smooch passionately. Way to knock a guy off his feet, Ethan? Scott goes for a twirling grasp with Kira instead. She's excited about her new speed; Stiles is worried someone will walk into a trap. Surprisingly when Stiles tells people to stop in the middle of a beautifully lit forest with no sign of trouble, they actually do. Kira might want lessons given the electrified water fiasco. Stiles lifts up a chain, but it's a decoy. Coach trips the real thing and an arrow flies into his stomach. Coach: "Oh cr**." Sorry, but that totally made me laugh. Coach proceeds to have the most hysterical freak out in the history of freak outs. He screams about pulling the arrow out (again the need for emergency training) and how he's going to die. Aiden: "It will hurt less if you stop moving, Coach." Ah, the voice of reason again. Scott and Stiles have a silent conversation while Aiden demands everyone step back. I'd check the area first before any other arrows come flying. Just saying. Scott does his magic hands act, taking away enough of Coach's pain for him to pass out. No idea how that works, but I worry Scott's taking in too much pain today. Will it make him easier to overpower later? With a quiet Coach, it's time for Stiles to freak. Stiles: "I could have killed him. Alright what if it was his head or his throat or…" Scott: "But it wasn't and he's going to be alright." Aww Scott, you have all the right words tonight.

Lydia, not so much, especially after seeing her mom flirt with Peter. That can never end well. She goes to confront him, but Peter disappears in the crowd. He told her mom he was from the Health Board, there to schedule hearing tests. Lydia: "Hearing tests? He was talking about hearing?" Mom: "Yes, hearing. I'm guessing we should sign you up. He gave me his card." Lydia: "Mom, this is a piece of paper with a phone number written on it." Mom: "I know. Still got it." I see where Lydia gets it now. Lydia's mom actually cracks me up so I hope we see more of her. (She's also playing mom to an alien on Star-Crossed in case you missed it.) Lydia decides to get help with her banshee skills from Peter. Allison objects to this plan. "While it's smart to bring me with you, I still think the rest of this is totally insane." Going to Derek's place to meet Peter? Yeah that qualifies as insane. Lydia is more focused on answers however, as she still feels the sting of Stiles not being in the mental institution. Lydia: "Look I just…need to figure this out and he is the only one offering help." Allison: "Peter doesn't offer help. He offers a chance for you to be manipulated into giving him what he wants." So very true. They go in anyway. Hello Peter snark, I've missed you. Peter: "The hunter and the banshee, ladies come in." I'd follow that spin-off. Lydia and Peter argue over Allison's presence, but Lydia prevails. Lydia: "The last time I was alone with you, I almost bled out on the lacrosse field. She stays." Good point. Peter tries to spin the situation as actually doing Lydia a favor, which, since it is 5 miles deep into Crazy Town, doesn't work. Allison votes to leave but Peter proves he can help Lydia focus the noise in her head. They stay but Peter wants help in recovering a memory Talia stole from him. I knew those claws were trouble. Lydia: "Why would your sister want to steal a memory from you?" Peter: "Well if I remembered the memory, I might be able to tell you." Ha!

Peter's banshee advice boils down to concentrate, so he's pretty much useless to Lydia. He is however a fount of knowledge for us. He claims Lydia's scream drowns out background noise; the scream itself is not important. Lydia powers without killing my ears? I'm good with that. Peter: "Your hearing is attuned to a level of the universe no one else can hear, but only if you're listening." Probably hard to concentrate with you yammering at her like this, Peter. Allison agrees and bring out a cattle prod. Peter brings out his claws. Peter: "Your aunt had one of those. Auntie Kate?" Lydia: "Stop it, both of you." Peter: "Didn't do her much good as I ripped her throat out…" Allison: "She didn't shove it up your…" Lydia breaks the tension by hurling the claws like darts into the wall. Woo hoo, I love when Lydia stands up for herself. I guess yelling works as well as screaming because she now hears a whisper. Lydia: "You're not just an uncle." Huh? What the heck does that mean? Peter looks stunned as well. Maury Povich: "You are the father." Oh come on, you know you were thinking it too. Peter wants details, but Lydia is fuzzy on them. Lydia: "I said I don't know. I don't know its name, if it’s a boy or a girl or if it's some mutated wolf baby." Bwah! I can't wait for the spotlight on Lydia in season 4. Peter is less impressed and goes ballistic, so Allison tasers him. Allison: "Now we're leaving." Bwah! 10 points to Allison. Back in the car, Lydia knows more than she said. Malia is Peter's daughter. Huh? A wolf and a coyote? What? Oh whatever. Peter as a father is a terrible idea.

Meanwhile back to a story that makes sense, Argent returns to find his apartment door ajar. (See what I did there.) For a kick butt arms dealer, Argent sure has problems with security. He finds an emitter stuck in his beautiful desk and an angry Derek on the attack. Argent: "Why are you breaking into my apartment?' Derek: "Why are you leaving emitters in my loft?" It's a stalemate with Argent's gun at Derek's temple and Derek's claws around Argent's throat. The tension is awesome. They call truce since they've both had no luck searching for Stiles. Apparently no one thought to call to say Stiles is okay. They need a phone tree or social media. Derek: "Okay, we're both trying to find Stiles. Mind if I ask what you plan on doing if you find him." Argent: "Well that depends on which Stiles I find." Yikes! DarkStiles better watch his back. Argent finds the briefcase of cash they didn't take in the gun deal and before they say trap, DoucheDad walks in with Katashi's silver finger. Huh? Katashi's dead and guess who just became prime suspects? Handcuffed to a bench in the police station, Derek and Argent are as confused as me. Argent: "So I don't suppose you have any idea why Stiles would frame us for murder." Derek: "I didn't think Stiles was smart enough to frame us for murder." Bwaahhh!!! Argent is skeptical about being framed; I'm skeptical of having any real clue of what's happening this episode. Argent wants his attorney to represent both of them. Now Derek is skeptical. Basically Argent wants time to figure things out before they are questioned. Sounds like a good plan to me. Derek: "I could easily get out of these, you know?" Argent: "So could I, but I'm not interested in being a fugitive from the law." Derek: "Well I'm not interested in being a victim to a 17-year-old possessed by a psychotic fox." Ha! Derek can turn a phrase. Argent: "Just give me a few more minutes. Derek!" Derek: "Fine. If something happens don't expect me to risk my life trying to save yours." These two are fantastic together! We need more time on this partnership.

Back in the woods, an ambulance whisks away Coach while Stiles and Sheriff hug in the background. Aww, my heart hurts for these two. Sadly, the moment passes when Aiden finds wrapping paper in Stiles' Jeep. That can only mean one thing - bomb! Scott and Aiden figure the bomb is on a bus, which sends Kira's dad into a panic. They clear everyone out except…poor Jared, the vomiter on the cross-country bus trip. He has no luck on buses. Sadly, he picked up the present-wrapped bomb. Even worse, the police evacuate the kids only about 100 yards. Say what? Those kids would be halfway to another town in any normal school. Exploding bus shrapnel is not covered by insurance. Parrish, our new favorite deputy, tells Sheriff he has mad Army bomb diffusion skills so he heads over despite Sheriff's misgivings. Nooo! I just bothered to learn your name. Parrish: "Jared, it would be very helpful if you could resist throwing up on the potential explosive device." Bwaahh! Best quote of the night. No dying for you. Jared is nervous about Parrish's age so he cuts him off midsentence. Jared: "You…you look really…" Parrish: "Handsome. Thank you. For a second there I thought you were going to say I look really young and I was going to have to launch into my explanation about how I'm actually 24 and anyone can look young if the eat right and exercise. Although it's probably just good genes anyway, right?" No, Agent Parrish has NOT just lost his mind. He rambles to take Jared's mind off the bomb while he cuts the ribbon. Nothing happens. Surprise, no bomb! Instead it has Sheriff's nameplate in it. Uh oh. Sheriff flashes back to the office supply delivery. I guess it really wasn't filler. Sheriff: "Oh God, there is a bomb but not here."

While Parrish defuses the non-bomb, Kira spies her parents having a secret shady meeting in his classroom. FoxMom: "You hid them in a book? Couldn't you find something more secure." HistoryDad: "How many high school students do you know who'd willingly open a book?" I cry for the future. I'm also confused, again. The hollowed out book reveals what looks like blades, but HistoryDad calls tails. When FoxMama breaks one, a green light is emitted as HistoryDad cringes. FoxMama breaks another and promises the new Oni will be stronger. It certainly lets out a swarm of fireflies. If breaking tails creates the Oni, she may want to conserve some until they're all on the same page. Secrets kill in Beacon Hills. Speaking of kill, things get frantic in the police station. Sadly no one tells Argent or Derek what's up although a helpful officer uncuffs them. Derek's superstellar werewolf hearing actually works tonight. He hears a bomb and screams, "Get down!" He shoves the police officer out of the way and shields Argent with his own body as an explosion rocks the sheriff's office. Shrapnel flies everywhere. Sheriff, Scott, and Stiles arrive to blood and chaos. Stiles calls Scott to help with a dying deputy. Nice to see they aren't worried about Derek and Argent. Argent: "Derek, Derek!" Derek: "I'm okay." Um, your definition and mine vary, Derek. Dazed and having glass protrude from your back doesn't seem "okay" to me. Argent: "You saved my life." Aw, again I want more of these two. Back to our other fearless duo, Scott tries to help the deputy but it is too late. He dies while Scott is connected to him and the anguish on Scott's face is palpable. Oh baby. That sucks out loud. Sheriff sees Scott and Stiles and demands they leave. Thank goodness. No kid should witness this. As Scott pulls Stiles away, Kira rushes in to tell them the Oni are coming. Scott: "Stiles, we've got to get you out of here." Aww, I love how protective Scott is of Stiles tonight even after all the stuff he's gone through.

They all head to Deaton's because it's covered in mountain ash. No idea how Scott can be there in the first place but hey, trivial details. As they arrive, so do the Oni. Scott throws Stiles the key and tells him to get inside. Stiles tries to get Kira inside but she's busy throwing animal cages at demonic shadow ninjas. Bwah! Scott punches out two Oni with stellar gymnastic moves, when Kira grabs a pipe to play Whack-a-0ni until Scott gets stabbed. Ain't nobody gonna mess with Kira's boyfriend. She power kicks the Oni to another zip code and helps Stiles get Scott inside. Woo hoo, I love this kick butt new character. Best fight scene of 3B so far. As Kira goes to remove the katana from Scott's abdomen, Stiles slams her head into a table. What? No! Kira is unconscious and DarkStiles has taken control. This hurts already. Scott: "Please don't. Stop." Stiles: "It's okay." People need to stop using "okay". It doesn't mean what they think it means. Scott and I are horrified as DarkStiles pushes the katana farther into Scott's stomach, almost to the hilt. DarkStiles: "You really should have done your reading, Scott. A nogitsune feeds off chaos, strife, pain. This morning you took it from Isaac, then you took it from Coach, then from a dying deputy. All that pain, you took it all. Now give it to me." The pain travels from Scott to Stiles, as he flashes back to how he's manipulated Scott into taking pain all day. Stiles: "Ah, you really have to learn, Scott. You really have to learn not to trust a fox. Mnnhm Mnhm, no 'cause their tricksters. They'll fool you. They'll fool everyone." Deaton: "Not everyone." Whoa, where'd you come from? Deaton has some powerful ninja skills himself. He injects Stiles with the Letharia Vulpina, which quickly knocks him out, and then takes the katana out of Scott. I may have whimpered in sympathy. Scott's had a hard day. Still the first thing he asks is if the injection was a cure for Stiles. Aww, baby. You are straight up rocking tonight. Sadly Deaton goes cryptic. "The fox is poisoned but it's not dead, not yet." You better not kill Stiles in the meantime, VetBoss. You hear me?

This episode of Teen Wolf was better in the first airing than in the rewatch. When I first saw it, it moved so quickly and I was distracted by having an actual bomb. In the rewatches, my logical side took over and I was left with a big…huh? Again there were too many coincidences and plot devices. Still I love DarkStiles and Scott was the best character of the night for me. This doesn't happen often, but I love how caring and brotherly he was towards Stiles, keeping faith in his best friend even after being tortured by him. Theirs is a strong bond and it is great seeing Scott so determined to protect it. I also love that Scott and Kira fight alongside each other. I look forward to many more action scenes. Lydia and Allison working together was also a high point. I hate the soap opera move with Malia, but I like how Allison had Lydia's back and how Lydia was strong enough to stand up to both Peter and her best friend. It shows tremendous character growth on Lydia's part and I hope they continue to develop her leadership skills. The best interaction though was far and away Derek and Argent. I love how they started off as mortal enemies with Argent breaking out Derek's car windows. Now Derek saves Argent's life. It cements my theory that Derek is going to die though, which is not a good thing. There's no other reason to change Derek's character so quickly and with no explanation. Other than that, there is no downside to Derek and Argent working together. In fact, I wish they had done this in 3A. They would have gotten much more accomplished sooner if everyone had shared. Plus I am dying for Argent to train someone and since they've forgotten that promise with Allison, Derek will do instead. Frankly I'm now hoping for a Derek, Lydia, and Argent spin-off.

Grade: B-

Best Scene/Best Action - Scott and Kira fight the Oni in the rain
MVP - Scott
Funniest - Coach (in both scenes)
My Theory - Allison is also part of the nogitsune, hence the trickster thing. Her phone mystery, she was there when Scott took away Isaac's pain, Stiles keeps saying "we", and the fact that she hasn't been in the presence of the Oni is very suspicious to me.
Best Quote - Parrish: "Jared, it would be very helpful if you could resist throwing up on the potential explosive device."
The "They've Come a Long Way" Award / Best Interaction - Derek and Argent
Best Eyes - Kira's kitsune orange eyesMost Sadistic Moment - DarkStiles goes all piano fingers on the katana protruding from Scott's abdomen
Worst Surprise - Peter the father
Best Surprise - those beginning filler scenes weren't actually filler after all
Worst Secret Identity - Kira, sucking electricity from the wire in front of everyone
Best New Addition - Kira, although Parrish is rising up fast

Screencaps by Screencapped.net


About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."



Quote of the Week - Week of Feb. 16, 2014

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A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV this past week.


Just like last week, most TV was on hiatus due to the Olympics so I added quotes from the other shows I watch too. Next week, we are back into the full TV swing so there should be lots to talk about. Don't forget to add your favorite TV quotes from last week in the comments. Note - People nominating the quotes are in parentheses.


Almost Human

1. Stahl: "Do we look like cops?" Hacker: "Yeah actually, with makeup." (Dahne)

2. Dorian: "What else did we do?" Rudy: "Oh just the usual - yodeling, holo-chess, the whole mail order bride debacle. That cost a pretty penny." (Dahne)



Banshee 

1. “I can only turn the other cheek so many times, it gave me a chance to be a good Christian and kick some butt” (DarkUFO)

2. “We don’t always know the people we fuck, do we?” (DarkUFO)






Beauty and the Beast

1. Vincent: "You know what I think about that? I think screw Gabe." (Virginia Fontana)

2. J.T.: "I can't believe you're gonna let her walk away." Vincent: "Well I'm not about to tell her at her boyfriend's funeral." J.T.: "But he's not really dead!" (Virginia Fontana)





Intelligence

1. Nelson: "Just think I could have gone my whole life without seeing something this disturbing. Thank you for this, dad." (Dahne)

2. Gabriel: "Standards? I just watched a guy implode because microscopic robots ate his flesh. That's not standard. That's a freak show." (Dahne)






 Star-Crossed

1. Drake: "We didn't have to worry about temblar guns pointed at our heads." Teri: "Or worse, Glee Club." (Dahne)

2. Roman: "Good point. Our…uh, skeletal system is made up of 10,000 centipedes holding hands, but that's Atrian secret #145. How do you know that?" (Dahne)



Teen Wolf

1. Stiles: "You really have to learn not to trust a fox. No 'cause their tricksters. They'll fool you. They'll fool everyone." (Justyna Kubica)

2. Parrish: "Jared, it would be very helpful if you could resist throwing up on the potential explosive device." (Dahne)

3. Coach: "There's a card on my desk for Isaac Lahey, and every one of you losers is not only going to sign it, you're going to write a personal message so profound and deep it's going bring a tear to Coach's eye. (Dahne)



The Walking Dead

1. Tara Chambler: Hope you enjoyed the show, assholes." (DarkUFO)

2. Beth Greene: Wouldn't kill you to have a little faith." Daryl Dixon: Yeah, faith. Faith ain't done shit for us. Sure as hell didn't do nothing for your father." (DarkUFO)









About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

Last Week in TV - Week of Feb. 16 - Reviews and Episode Awards

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It was another slow TV week, thanks to the Olympics. Good thing there were some great shows. This week's nominated show was Castle, a series I had watched live previously but had since dropped. I was surprised by how enjoyable that particular episode was, mostly due to the Castle and Alexis interactions. As always, if you have a show to nominate please fill out the short nomination form at the end of the column. Also, don't forget to give out your own TV awards for what you watched last week. Until next week when my TV schedule goes from famine to feast, happy viewing!


Overall Awards:


Biggest Awww Scene - Almost Human - Disrupt
- Aaron's picture is made up of smaller pictures of people saying they didn't forget Aaron.

Maybe it's because I have been teaching about internet safety and netiquette all week, but this scene really struck home. To give a mom tangible proof of how her loner son really did touch so many lives made a lump rise in my throat like no other. It was a powerful testament to all the good the internet can do in a time when we usually hear about the bad. It also spoke of how the internet helps introverts make powerful connections, sometimes even saving lives. While cyberbullying is on the rise, the internet can also be a place for connection for a disconnected kid and that's a beautiful thing.


Best Quote - Star-Crossed - Pilot - Roman: "Cheer up. You get to keep liberty and justice all to yourself."

While I usually avoid politics in my teen soaps at all costs, this quote really spoke to me. Let's face it. Humans do not come off well in Star-Crossed. (In fact, they are way too over-the-top evil so it might be nice to see some "good" humans in the future.) The context of the quote is that the head bully is not happy Atrians do not say the Pledge of Allegiance. When Roman, the head alien teen, quips that they aren't citizens, things get heated quickly. It's a great parallel to the Central High integration of African-Americans into a former whites-only school and I hope they keep working this angle. It makes the show stand out from other teen soap fare and has the chance to explore sociopolitical dynamics. That's a whole lot more interesting than yet another pair of "star-crossed"lovers.



Best Action - Teen Wolf - Letharia Vulpina - Scott and Kira fight the Oni in the rain

Teen Wolf has had some spectacular stunt work this season and the action has been ramped up. Still this scene may be my favorite so far. It starts with Scott wolfing out while Stiles tries to get into the vet office. Kira begins chucking animal cages at the Oni, which may be the first time I've seen physical comedy in an actual fight scene. However as the stakes get higher, Kira gradually comes into her own, trusting in her ability to do some damage herself. By the time that Scott gets stabbed in the abdomen with a katana, Kira is taking out the Oni too. With one powerful kick, she scatters the remaining Oni and saves Scott. Not bad for someone who didn't feel she had much to offer just a few episodes ago.


The "Say What?" Award - Helix - Ultra - Why are all these people going out in the Arctic Circle without gloves?

Okay, I love Helix even when the medical staff is unprofessional and the sci fi is way out there. I can take the bizarre visuals and circle of heads. What I cannot get past is how many of these people go out into the snow and wind without gloves on? Seriously, did global warming end the threat of frostbite in the Helix compound? Three characters go out without gloves tonight and many more did before them. One even takes down his hood for reasons I still don't get. No one should have fingers or cheeks left in this series. Forget the virus. These people are going to be taken out by their own stupidity.




Nominated and New Shows:

Nominated Show - Castle - 5.03 - 
Secret's Safe with Me

I found Castle in the hiatus between season 2 and 3 and quickly marathoned to catch up. I liked a lot of police procedurals then and the humor set Castle apart for me. However I am a staunch anti-shipper and in season 4 it became the Caskett show. As season 5 began, I had had enough and dropped it. To be honest, when Castle came up as the nominated show this week, I groaned. Since no one suggested which episode to watch, I decided to start where I left off. I am so glad I did. I doubt many episodes in the season would have been as enjoyable for me and that is due to Alexis. I always liked the secondary characters in Castle the best and frankly I disliked Castle himself because he seemed like such a buffoon…and then I got to see him as a dad. Castle is very similar to Gibbs for me. They are both characters that I didn't really like until I saw them through the eyes of a character that really cared about them. Alexis and Abby made me see beyond the surface of those characters and I liked what I saw. Therefore the episode where Alexis moves in the dorm room was perfect for me. That father and daughter scene was so touching and reminded me of saying goodbye to my parents on that first college night decades ago.

I also thought this case was interesting. There's something about a treasure hunt that makes things exciting, even more so since the twist was actually a twist. The bracelet side story was a nice red herring to the hit and run motive. Plus, the butler actually did it. How many times does that happen? I also loved Beckett telling her stick man story. I never expected it but it made a lump come to my throat. Overall all this was simply a beautiful episode about fathers and daughters and family relationships as a whole. Now that's a concept I can get behind. Mostly though the reason why this episode got a B was the first thing that attracted me about it…the humor. I laughed throughout the episode while at the same time it had lot of heart. The only problems were the dearth of Esposito and Ryan, who were always my favorite characters, and of course the shipping moments.

Grade: B
Ranking: 1 because it is not available on streaming anywhere / 2 if it ever is stream-able again

Best Scene - tie - Castle and Alexis talk in her dorm room / Beckett tells her stick man story

Best Quote - Esposito: "Who knew Gates had a softer side? It's, uh…" Ryan: "Creepy. Very, very creepy."

Best Awww Moment - Castle looks under Alexis' dorm room bed for monsters

Funniest Scene - Sir goes gaga over a creepy doll, even cooing over it and talking to it

Best Reason to Watch - the humor

Best Reaction - Ryan, Esposito, and Beckett all draw a blank when Castle starts talking about the Wonder Twins

Most Bizarre - Sir reading Castle's book and generally being nice to him

The Stupid Criminal Award - Angelica leaves the supposedly stolen bracelet in her wall safe. She had no other place to put a stolen bangle than the place it was stolen from?

Classiest Dorm Room Furniture - Alexis. Seriously my dorm furniture looked like it came out of a Wal-Mart box and was held together by 6 screws and a handful of nails.

Biggest Twist - the butler actually did it


New Show - Star-Crossed - 1.01 - Pilot

Star-Crossed has a lot of potential, and that's part of the problem. This could be an excellent show if they concentrated on the Atrian integration issues. If they showed some humans, besides Emery, as being less than complete evil, they could really explore the gray sociopolitical aspects. However it could also be your typical CW teen soap, complete with love triangles, overly emoangsting yet not earned drama, and wait for it…star-crossed lovers destined to be torn apart by the world's hatred. The pilot doesn't make it clear which the show will lean towards, but Star-Crossed won't make it to season 2 if it's the latter, silly fandom boycotts or not. I'd like to think it would go beyond surface drama. The bones are there. Roman, the show's Romeo, is a snarky, complex character with lots of potential. Having his father die should open up real possibilities, as long as it doesn't end up primarily being yet another hurdle for the lovers since Emery's dad shot him. All the typical teen pressures are there in Roman but magnified by his situation and family standing. To reduce him to one part of a love triangle would be a huge mistake. Emery, the Juliet, was far more bland in the pilot, mostly because the plot didn't give her a whole lot to do. She's new to the situation, so she is our stand-in and most of the episode was built upon creating the show's context. I hope she has a lot of backbone and they show her strength of spirit in future episodes because if she vacillates between Grayson and Roman like an alien TVD, I will have no use for her. Basically, Star-Crossed is in a wait and see holding pattern for me. It will get the typical 3 episodes for every new CW show. Let's hope by that time it will know which show it wants to be.

Grade: B-
Rating: 5 (for the next 2 episodes, then we'll see)

Best Scene - Roman saves Julia while Emery's dad shoots and kills his dad

MVP - Roman, mostly for his snark but also for the heroism

Best Reason to Watch - This show has a powerful opportunity to explore the sociopolitical struggles of outsiders. If it continues in that vein, it could be an exciting, fresh TV show.

Best Reason Not to Watch - tired love triangle and overall Romeo and Juliet vibe

Biggest Evil - Humans. Seriously we come off as the biggest douches in the entire universe. We suck in 2014 and 2024.

Cutest Little Alien Ever - Move over ET. Mini-Roman with the huge eyes is adorable.

Healthiest Looking Dying Teen Ever - Jules

Worst Security - the sector - two girls just walk in with a stolen badge into some random door

The "Some Things Never Change" Award - the new girl always gets the social clique 411 speech

"The Future Sure is Different" Award - Not one kid took a picture of the fight with a cell phone.

The "What the Heck?" Award - even the lunch program discriminates against Atrians. Are you kidding me?



Weekly Shows:

Almost Human - 1.11 - Disrupt

This was the best of the out-of-order episodes. Maybe it was because the relationship between Kennex and Dorian was less off. Maybe it was the cyber hacking crime of the week with its Anonymous-like uberhackers. Maybe it was the guest stars. Either way, it was a big improvement from last week.

Grade: B

Best scene - Hacker vs. hacker
Not sure how they did it, but this virtual hacking battle was riveting. Kudos to the young hacker actors. They did a great job.

Best Action - Dorian vs. Sambot

Best Quote - Stahl: "Do we look like cops?" Hacker: "Yeah actually, with makeup."

Funniest scenes - Kennex keeps making up wild stories for why Detective Paul is away

Worst Idea - enclosable swimming pools, even when your android manservant is not on the fritz

The "Say What?" Award - Dorian is now getting flashbacks like Kennex did. Are they catching?

Best Moment - Rudy has a hard time letting go of his uber laptop

Best Accessory - Nico's computer chip protruding from his forehead

The "You Crazy" Award - Security lady goes right by the android instead of giving it wide berth

Character Who Most Needs to Recur - Nico

Sweetest - Officer Halverson who raised money for Paul's donut pillow


Teen Wolf - 3.19 - Letharia Vulpina

Teen Wolf was largely an exercise in confusion this week. Very little made sense but the character interaction made up for it. I was particularly fond of letting Argent and Derek bond more. Of course, the Scott and Stiles scenes were still the most intense and the best reason for watching the show as a whole. Probably the most shocking thing about the episode was just how much I loved Scott in it. Generally Scott is fine but nothing spectacular for me, but this episode really let his character shine. I love how protective he was of Stiles and how much he was willing to give of himself to others.

Grade: B- (A- for characters, C- for plot)

MVP - Scott
My Theory - Allison is also part of the nogitsune, hence the trickster thing. Her phone mystery, she was there when Scott took away Isaac's pain, Stiles keeps saying "we", and the fact that she hasn't been in the presence of the Oni is very suspicious to me.
Best Quote - Parrish: "Jared, it would be very helpful if you could resist throwing up on the potential explosive device."
The "They've Come a Long Way" Award - Derek and Argent
Most Sadistic Moment - DarkStiles goes all piano fingers on the katana protruding from Scott's abdomen
Funniest - Coach (in both scenes)
Worst Surprise - Peter the father
Best Surprise - those beginning filler scenes weren't actually filler after all
Worst Secret Identity - Kira, sucking electricity from the wire in front of everyone
Best New Addition - Kira, although Parrish is rising up fast.


Intelligence - 1.07 - Size Matters

The problem with police procedurals is that we've seen the same story over and over again with different details. It's gotten so most of us can guess the real killer out of the red herrings 95% of the time in the first 10 minutes. Intelligence may have a sci fi element to it, but it has the same predictability. That makes it a great show for marathoning but not necessarily for reviewing. Given how many shows are back next week and throughout March, this show is probably going to summer marathon instead of weekly review next week.

Grade: C

Best Quote - Nelson: "Just think I could have gone my whole life without seeing something this disturbing. Thank you for this, dad."

Best Scene / Biggest Aww Scene - Dr. Cassidy's death speech to Nelson

Best Teamwork - Nelson and Gabriel

Biggest Non-Surprise - Grayson is the victim; Bryce is the perpetrator

The "Say What?" Award - What kind of personal assistant puts on headphones at work and can't hear the phone right next to her ring? The fired kind I suspect. Nope, the dead kind.


Helix - 1.08 - Ultra

Helix continues to be a fun romp that alternately surprises me and grosses me out. It's a perfect Friday night show because if you think too hard on it, the whole thing unravels. If you take it for intriguing sci fi camp, the show gets better and better. I am shocked they killed off Constance in her second episode. Not sure why they chose this because she brought new life to the show. Similarly, I don't like Anana leaving the base so soon. There was a lot to explore with both characters and now my dream of them facing off is literally dead. Answers are coming more frequently at this stage but so are the piles of questions. I am hoping that it does not stumble under the weight of its own mythology but that is my typical genre show woe.

Grade: B

Best Scene - Anana and Sergio fighting over the sled

Best Quote - Alan: "What you're saying is impossible." Sarah: "Right because nothing else around here strains credulity."

Best Action - Hatake kills Constance

Most Improved - Alan

Best Surprise - Hatake is actually becoming sympathetic

Most Evil - Julia for pretending like she was choking and scaring Alan, Sarah, and me to death

Biggest Aww Moment - Anana hugs Daniel goodbye

The "Promises, Promises" Award - Hatake: "Please Julia, I promise to answer all of your questions but now is far from the time." Me: "Yeah right."

Biggest Mystery - Why did the vectors steal Peter?

Best Gadget - Hatake's watch complete with garrote

Best Visual - Hatake adds Constance's head to the Dead Head Circle







Screencaps by Entertainment Outlook, Todoseries, Variety, josepvinaixa, and Wormhole Riders


About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."


Perception - 2.11 - Curveball- Preview

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Perception is back with brainier than average cases to be solved. The midseason opener, Curveball, has Kate and Daniel investigating the death by train of a security guard. The lead suspect is an autistic teenager with a train obsession. As always plenty of twists round out the episode and the cast chemistry is good, especially Daniel and Donnie who had my favorite exchange. While the episode works best in the main case, there is also a pedantic substory about a neuroscience prodigy choosing which college to go to. The kid is your typical brat with a forceful mother, causing Paul and Max to jump through hoops to please them.

Overall this is a typical Perception episode so it's kind of surprising that they are opening with it because while it is good, it is not a sensationalized case or even one that moves the characters forward much. Kate and Donnie try to baby step back into their relationship but keep hitting stumbling blocks. There is a major twist that many crime procedural watchers will get before the characters, but that doesn't make it any less compelling. Probably the best thing about the episode is the guest actors and the heartfelt case of the week. Andre, the autistic kid, is easy to feel compassion for while the NTSB lead has some good lines. If they had dropped the weak substory, the episode would have been greatly improved. Basically this is about as typical an episode of Perception as you can get. While there isn't much attract new viewers, fans will be excited to see such likeable characters back on screen working together to solve interesting cases.


Grade: B-

Best Scene - Daniel and Donnie, speaking metaphorically and hypothetically

Best Reason to Watch - In a world of police procedurals, this is one of the smartest

Best Reason to Fast Forward - The subplot with the annoying potential college prospect

Ultimate Truth - "Forced idle chitchat at a dinner party you can't leave because it's in your own home is the very definition of hell."

Biggest Aww Moment - Dan with Andre

Best Manipulator - Paul

Biggest Surprise - I actually like Donnie. He was an adulterous douche when he first came on and I never thought I'd care one iota for him. Surprisingly he is very slowly growing on me. Well done, Perception writers.

Best Twist - ***** - Did you really think I was going to spoil it?

The "Walk of Shame" Award -


Quotes -

"Great, so he's Train Man. "
"Nope, it was the rabbit's foot."
"Watch it. He's retired but he could still kick your a**."
"You know, you're still my favorite hallucination but I think we have to have the boundaries discussion."
"You should be ashamed of yourself.""Thank you. Unfortunately I've done plenty to be ashamed of so you're going to have to be a lot more specific."



About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

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Teen Wolf - 3.20 - Echo House - Recap

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Previously - Stiles had a degenerative brain disorder, Malia's family died in a car crash, Argent and Derek were arrested for Katashi's murder, Deaton poisoned Stiles, and everyone lived happily ever after. Just kidding. This is Teen Wolf. Everyone was miserable, especially the audience.

Note: As always, things in the recap are slightly out of order to consolidate plots. Also we open with, "Due to the mature theme of this episode, viewer discretion is advised." Many thought salacious but the theme they are talking about is likely teen suicide.

A sad piano plinks as the Stilinski's drive silently. They look at each other in turn, narrowly missing each other's gaze. As strings crescendo, I mentally prepare myself. Teen Wolf is determined to break my heart. When they pull up to Eichen House, Sheriff gives Stiles a questioning look and sad smile before getting out. My heart hurts already as my mind screams horror movie alert. Stiles nods and the depression is broken up by Scott's dirt bike. Scott: "Why didn't you tell me?" Sheriff: "Because we wanted to avoid something like this." That's a flag on the best friend play. Stiles says it's only 72 hours while Sheriff consults a specialist on his MRI, but Scott counters with Barrow's fly problem during his Eichen House stay. Then Sheriff pulls the trump card, parental worry. Sheriff: "Scott, I saw an MRI that looked exactly like my wife's, and it terrifies me." Stiles and I hard swallow. Lumps in the throat are a side effect of Teen Wolf nowadays. Confusion is another. Scott: "Stiles, I can't help you if you're in here." Stiles: "And I can't hurt you." Aww, I love how determined they are to protect each other. The Scott-Stiles brotherhood is the foundation of Teen Wolf folks. The show can't last without it, so no killing off Stiles. Scott argues other options through Deaton and Argent. "We're going to find something, and if we can't…" Stiles leans in to whisper, "If you can't, then you have to do something for me okay? Make sure I never get out." Ouch! Stiles, baby, you're killing me. Scott too. Two minutes in and I already feel like bawling, a new Teen Wolf record. Sheriff nods towards the door and they both go in, leaving Scott forlornly outside. Things get worse inside. A creepy nurse exposits rules, while Sheriff is distracted by all the zoned out patients, bars, and buzzers. He's increasingly agitated while Stiles is surprisingly calm about the whole thing.

By the time the nurse says no laces or belts, Sheriff full on freaks about forgetting Stiles' pillow. Apparently Stiles can't sleep without it. Hey, I completely understand. Stiles says he doesn't need it and Sheriff can bring it later, but Sheriff has latched on to the pillow for dear life to stop this admission. I wholeheartedly agree, Sheriff. Eichen House creeps me out. Sheriff: "Okay, you know what, stop. Stop. Enough. Stiles get your stuff. I'm not checking you in here if you're not going to get one good night's sleep." Stiles: "Dad, I haven't had a good night sleep in weeks." The Stilinskis hug; Sheriff's face crumbles. As Stiles walks away, the camera slowly zooms out from a crestfallen Sheriff. I swear the emotional tension in Teen Wolf will be the death of me. Stiles follows the nurse but is distracted by Malia and a kid committing suicide. He races upstairs to prevent it, but arrives too late. On the landing below, Mummy Mouth looks up at Stiles and grunts. Get out now! Stiles: "Okay I know it's the whole 72 hour thing but I really need to use the phone." Nurse: "The accident that occurred is being taken care of." Stiles: "You're seriously referring to that as an accident?" Nurse: "Incident." Stiles: "Slightly better. Still need to use the phone. I…just 5 minutes. 3 minutes, please. A 3 minute call." Nurse: "Would you like to go to sleep Stiles or would you like to be introduced to our 5 point restraint system?" Oliver: "I would go with sleep." Hello, Stiles' new roommate. You are not making a good case for Eichen House, tied to the bed like that. Nor with your happy-go-lucky attitude about suicide. Oliver: "Is it Monday? There's a much higher rate of suicide on Mondays." Stiles: "Okay then. Um, hey could someone…could someone just please let me out of here? Someone, anyone?" Not good. Really, really not good. Oliver rambles about echoes, which feels like 3B's version of currents. Something else is going on here. Oliver: "It's this place. Something about the way it was built. Everything echoes eventually. That's why they call it Echo House." Not ominous at all.

As a new day dawns, Stiles sits in the exact same position. Oliver: "Have you been awake all night?" Stiles: "Yeah, I can't sleep without my pillow." Ha, in the saddest way possible. Oliver starts hacking. Stiles: "You okay?" Oliver: "Yeah I swallowed a bug the other day. You ever do that? I keep coughing like it's still in my throat." Stiles: "That's disgusting, Oliver. You don't have any idea when they unlock the doors do you?" They hear footsteps outside. Oliver: "Now." Bwah! Bring the humor, Oliver. He also brings info. Apparently fake Jesus is popular at Eichen House, but the real crazies are locked in a separate ward. Stiles is more interested in the phone. Oliver: "How come you want to use the phone already?" Stiles: "Because after one night I've changed my mind about this place being safe for me or anyone ever." Agreed. A girl named Meredith is busy quoting conspiracy theories on the phone. "One of them is standing right behind me." She looks directly at Stiles. Stiles: "Who was that?" Oliver: "That's Meredith. She's a little weird." Stiles: "No, you're a little weird. She's a lot weird." Not that it matters since the phone is dead. Standard operating procedure after suicide. Yeah, that's comforting. Stiles is distracted by Malia but she's less than happy to see him, as a punch to the jaw confirms. Orderlies take them both down. Pressed against a grate, Stiles flashes to being down in the basement at an earlier time. Huh? Let confusion commence. Shockingly Morell returns to call off the orderlies. I thought you were dead, lady. I hoped you were dead. She realizes Stiles had a vision and he confirms he's been in the basement before. The same basement Lydia led them to a couple episodes ago. The one with the backwards 5 etched in it. Yeah, that one.

Back at the precinct, Argent uses his one phone call to conference with Deaton, Scott, and Allison. Deaton full on recaps the last episode. Seriously people, that's what previouslies are for. The lichen is not a cure for Stiles, although it sure sounded like one in Letharia Vulpina, which I remember just fine thank you. I still have no idea why Deaton took so little of it. Keep dosing him until you find a permanent solution. Argent asks about the Oni, but Deaton's not worried. "Eichen House has an unusual history. It might not be all that safe for the Oni there as well." Um, does that mean it's not safe for Stiles? Time for an asylum break, Scott. Deaton has more bad news though so rescues must wait. A scroll they need to cure Stiles is missing and Kincaid, Katashi's werewolf, was the last to have it. Allison surmises Katashi would keep the scroll in his finger, so score one for Smart Allison. Meanwhile, Argent and Derek are caged. Derek uses his wolf hearing to eavesdrop on Parrish who exposits an FBI file round up. Derek: "You know if all of this is true, people are dead because of Stiles." Argent: "But is it really Stiles? I mean remember we had this problem before." Aww, it's a Jackson kanima shout out. They must miss him since he's been mentioned every other episode. Derek: "But we got lucky with Jackson. What happens when you don't get lucky?" Argent: "I guess that depends on how little of Stiles is left." Duhn, duhn, duhn. Argent, I love you, but touch one hair on Stiles' head and I'll keelhaul you through this screen. Fair warning. Argent and Derek exposit berserkers before getting back to Stiles. Derek: "Would you feel any remorse putting Stiles down?" Argent: "Stiles, yes but not a nogitsune." This whole scene is future episode filler, a trademark this season, but it the only Argent and Derek time. Sigh. They're in good company because everyone else is shafted time-wise as well. Plus they're stuck in the most ridiculous Teen Wolf side plot in history. They're going to rob the scroll from an armored FBI truck. Someone watches too much Leverage. Good luck with that. Seriously Jeff, if there's nothing plausible for half the cast to do, give them the week off and come back hard with them next week. This sounds like a Ridiculousness plot. And no, that's not a compliment.

Still exposition filler and heist hijinks are more interesting than Morell's group session. Meredith throws furtive looks at Stiles, making me think she will be important later. Malia and Mummy Mouth are also there. They talk about physical symptoms of guilt and Stiles starts scratching at a rash on his neck, which causes Morell to immediately stop the session to talk privately with Stiles. The rash is a Lichtenberg figure, the result of lightning strikes. Morell: "The fact that they are appearing on you after a shot of wolf lichen is both significant and strange." Stiles: "By significant and strange, do you mean hopeful and optimistic?" Oh poor, naïve Stiles. This is Beacon Hills. Morell: "When the marks fade, the nogitsune's grip over you will return." There's the depressing news I expect. Morell gives Stiles amphetamines and says he's vulnerable to the nogitsune when he sleeps. Stiles: "So all I have to do is stay awake." Morell: "For now. If your friends haven't figured out something by the time those marks are gone, I'll come find you." Stiles: "To tell me what to do?" Morell: "No to give you an injection. Pancuronium bromide. It causes respiratory paralysis." Stiles: "That sounds a lot like death." Yep, because killing a teenager is a much better idea than hitting the nogitsune with the lichen again. My eyes roll so hard it hurts. Stiles: "So when the nogitsune takes over, you're going to kill me." Morell: "I'm going to do what I've always done, maintain the balance." Stiles: "Okay then, I've missed our talks. Thanks for the illicit drugs." Stiles takes it far better than me. I'm tempted to come through the screen to take out Morell myself. How come her idea of balance is always contrary to the pack and general decency. First she protects Deucalion. Then she threatens Stiles. Just die.

Stiles goes on the offensive, trying to get in the basement except he doesn't have keys. Time to learn how to pick locks, Stiles. Perhaps Neal Caffrey or the Winchesters can teach you. Oliver shows up and says only the head orderly, Bronski, has keys to the basement. Oliver: "If you want 'em, you'll probably have to figure out a way to trick him." Stiles: "Well a part of me is getting very good at playing tricks." Apparently so is Malia. When Stiles takes the pills in the bathroom, he finds Malia there, showering. Malia: "Don't worry Stiles. You didn't just accidentally walk into the girls' room." Stiles: "Thank God. Okay, so what are you doing in the boys' room?" Stiles stammers adorably, adding much needed levity; Malia is more matter of fact. There's no designated bathrooms in nature, so she wants the hottest one. Becoming human leaves her cold in more than one way. Stiles: "Uh, I was kind of wondering why you punched me." Malia: "Did you think I was going to thank you?" Stiles: "Well…maybe. We did kind of save your life." Malia: "You're right, Stiles. Thank you. Thanks for invading my home, for putting me on the run, for turning me back to human so that I can look at my father every day and try to figure out how to explain to him that the reason my sister and mother are dead is because I almost ate them on a full moon. Thank you so very much." I like this speech because it rings really true. They didn't take into consideration how Malia was going to feel with the change, but they did so with the best intentions. Malia wants to go back to being a coyote full time, so Stiles strikes a bargain. Scott or Derek will help Malia learn how to change if Malia helps Stiles get Bronski's keys. I'm good with this quid pro quo.

Not so much the car heist. Even Scott who always sees the good agrees. Scott: "This is a really bad plan." Lydia: "It's not that bad." Ethan: "It's not that good." Lydia, you're delusional. Listen to them. Basically Allison puts a GPS tracker on the car, the twins pretend to be in an accident to stop it, Scott busts into the back and Ethan takes the finger. Ethan: "It's not his actual finger, is it?" Lydia: "We are so out of our league." There's your brains kicking in. The only thing good about this plan is Aiden interrupting to ask when they attack the whole time. Sorry buddy, you are as much out of luck as this plan is. Allison begs to differ and launches into a pep talk, but I firmly believe she's possessed so not listening to her is a great idea. Sadly the idea of saving Argent from prison and rescuing Stiles is too potent, pushing common sense aside. Heist hijinks resume. Back at Eichen House, Stiles plans his own heist. Oliver attacks Malia so she can palm Bronski's keys, which she hands off to Stiles. Alas when Stiles uses them, Bronski catches him. Apparently no one has keys to the basement, which isn’t in the least suspicious at all. Bronski: "Into the quiet room, little man. Want to tell us where you got these?" He holds up the pills. Stiles: "Vending machine." Ha! Bronski: "I always love the sarcastic ones." You and me both, Bronski. In classic genre ignorance fashion, Bronski orders the guards to inject Stiles with haloperidol, a sedative. Again, this will not end well as Stiles freaks out but then fades asleep. Good going, Bronski. Meanwhile Argent gets a visit from Mama Fratelli, the one who tortured Derek and Peter in the midseason premiere. Yet another character I didn't need to see again. Argent: "They told me my lawyer was here, so either I'm going to congratulate you on recently passing the bar or I should be worried about something." Ha! Jail didn't affect his snark. It's another "probably important in a future episode" filler scene about family honor, but all I get out of it is more proof Allison's possessed. MamaFratelli: "Your family's very complicated though, isn't it?" Argent: "What do you really want to know? Is this about Allison? What are you fishing for?" MamaFratelli: "I don't fish, mijo, I hunt." Ouch, that line actually hurts.

Cue Allison's replacement and my biggest rant, Kira. She comes to help just as Scott leaves for the heist, but Scott has doubts. "People who help us usually end up getting hurt badly." Understatement! Kira says it's fine since she's been practicing her ninja skills. Kira: "I've been picking this up fast, like crazy fast." She pulls out a sword, nearly beheading Scott in the process. Scott: "You sure about that?" Bwah! Scott gets a joke tonight! What's not so funny? Kira is instantly a ninja warrior queen with skills that far surpass anyone on the entire show, even Argent. Just call her Chuck because apparently the skills were downloaded in her at the onset of her nogitsune awareness. (Start rant) I call foul here. A great big, everyone in the penalty box, foul! Way to turn a previously cool character into a plot device, Jeff Davis. Instant superior skills? You might as well name her Mary Sue and get it over with. I understand you obviously think spending screen time on training is a bore, unless it's shirtless hot guys working out, but this is ridiculous on a teen armored truck heist level. Kira was interesting right up to this point. You've shortchanged her character and made Allison even more obsolete to boot. She's Scott's love interest, supernaturally tied to the mytharc, and now a warrior. What's left for Allison? Maybe I'm hypersensitive with the whole trashing of Laurel to build up other females on Arrow, but this smacks of enhancing one character to eliminate another and that's not worthy of the normally awesome writing on Teen Wolf. You could have added powerful female scenes by having Kira learning from Allison. This shortcut will haunt you in the end and sours the entire episode for me. What next? Kira suddenly downloads the ability to fly helicopters too? Welcome to the Matrix, in the worst possible way. (End rant.) These newly found skills gets Kira a pass into the lame heist and my scorn for episodes to come.

Thankfully it's back to Stiles, a plot that works. Alas, he's stuck in a locker with Mummy Mouth taunting him on the outside. It's a high school hell nightmare all over again. Stiles' brain just won't stop picking on him. Mummy Mouth demands to be let in. Stiles: "Okay screw you and your stupid riddles." I said that 2 episodes ago. Stiles begs to be let out in a heartbreakingly sad meltdown but it's mercifully short, since Malia breaks into the quiet room to wake him. Her latent coyote skills left her with the strength to break locks. Hmm. Why'd they need keys again? She found a way to the basement through the closed ward and they get in easily. Malia: "Do you know what you're looking for?" Stiles points to the backwards 5 and tells her it means self, but she wants more info. Stiles: "You might not like me if you know any more." Malia: "Try to remember that I'm a werecoyote who murdered her own family. I won't judge. Promise." Wow, Malia's rising quickly in my favorites list. Great answer. Too bad it's cut for…pack heist hijinks, including Kira running in slow motion 15 steps to the armored car. Yes, slo mo. No, I don't get it either. She beams success until Parrish appears, forcing her to hide. Things get worse as Parrish sees the guard's dead body in the truck. Scott starts to rescue her when Kincaid pops out of the truck to take Parrish down. He'll have a nasty headache in the morning. Allison tries to bribe Kincaid, Scott trades 10 year old boy humor about the finger with him, and Kira tries to take him down. None of it goes well. Kincaid: "I guess negotiations are over." Fine with me because it's fight time. Alas Scott is still hurt from the Oni stabbing and Kincaid kicks his butt badly. Kincaid: "You have the eyes of an alpha, but where's the strength?" Aiden: "Up here." Ha! Finally the Alpha Twins get to attack, relishing the opportunity a little too much. Scott and Lydia have to call them off. Scott: "We're here to save a life, not end one." They take the scroll as Kincaid skedaddles. One botched armored car somewhat heist of ridiculousness complete.

In the basement of timeline mystery, research uncovers the worst of mental hospital remedies. Nothing like electroshock, ice bath, or trepanation to set the mood. Malia: "No wonder they don't want anyone down here." Something tells me it's only the beginning. Stiles asks Malia to check out his Lichtenberg lines, but they are fading fast. Malia: "I'm guessing that's bad." If you only knew. Malia's cold hands cause Stiles to shiver, so he warms them up for her. It's endearing but we all know where this is leading….Smoochville. Stiles: "Was that your first kiss? Was it okay?" Aww, how sweet. Malia's up for more than kissing, leaving both virgins no more. It's a huge deal in the fandom, mostly from a shipping standpoint. For me it's about sex in an abandoned basement of a mental asylum with no protection. MTV is way too high on Teen Mom melodrama. Just saying. I don't get the argument that Malia is emotionally a child though. Not at all. She hasn't acted like a child and quite frankly I suspect living alone in the woods makes one grow up faster, not slower. Our ways may be strange to her, but sex wouldn't be. A bigger problem is of course that neither of them are in a stable mental state, but that hasn’t stopped anyone from screwing in the whole history of mankind. Simply put, the timing and place are horrible but it's not exactly a surprise. What is though is the mummy corpse hidden behind the "self" sign. The nogitsune had a body, wrapped like Mummy Mouth? Say what? I thought it was a spirit creature. Malia continues to earn my respect and disgust by rifling through the corpse's pockets until she finds a picture. Stiles recognizes someone in it and wants to talk to Scott. No fair. Share with the class, Stiles.

Before he can, Stiles and Malia are tasered by Oliver. Yikes! How exactly did Oliver avoid the closed wing? He's got Bronski's keys, stun gun, and Haldol. Plus a drill for trepanning. Does nothing end well for Stiles in 3B? Sedatives, crazy, and power tools are never a good combination. Stiles: "Oliver, what are you doing?" Oliver: "I'm going to let the evil spirits out." Oh like hell you are! Save Stiles is 3B's mantra. Awakening from the sedative, Stiles finds himself and Malia bound to chairs. Oliver: "I borrowed a few pointers from the 5-point restraint." Great! A psychopath learning trade skills. He coughs up what I thought is a firefly, but Lilith assures me is a fly. She makes more sense, given the Barrow connection. Either way, bugs are bad omens in Beacon Hills. Oliver goes to give Stiles an extra hole, but Mummy Mouth stops him. Stiles: "You did this. You got into his head." Mummy Mouth: "Every Dracula needs a Renfield." Ugh, not Dracula and his coolant obsession. Please no. As Oliver finishes restraining Malia, Stiles begs for her life so Mummy Mouth offers a trade. "Let me in. Stiles, do you want her to leave here alive? Do you want us to leave? We can walk out of this place." Stiles tries desperately to loosen the restraints to no avail; Mummy Mouth looks over his corpse. It's creepy. Once Oliver starts the drill, Stiles goes into full freak out. He has no choice. Tears roll down his face as he slowly goes unconscious. He's let Mummy Mouth in because he can't let Malia die. It's a hero's choice that is likely to haunt everyone. Dark Stiles breaks the restraints, grabs Oliver's drill, and cold cocks him with it. Well that's one good thing. Even worse, the fortune cookie scroll offers no help according to Deaton, who is as shady as his sister these days. Maybe he's possessed. Deaton says that "one method of expelling the nogitsune is to change the body of the host." Perfect, get it to jump into another body, and be done with it. Scott has another interpretation. Deaton: "How do we change the Stiles' body?" Scott: "By turning him into a werewolf." Noooo! Scott isn't the only one on a mission. The next day Malia walks right out of Eichen House (yeah, I don't get it either) hell-bent on finding Scott to get some answers. I wish you the best of luck, Malia. I need answers too.

Echo House is a tale of two episodes for me. Everything with Stiles, Malia, and Echo House was fantastic, while everything else was ludicrous, filler, or plain boring. I'm not sure why they add a silly armored car heist except to make sure the other characters had something to do. For me, that's worse than not having them in at all. I feel the same way about the filler scenes they keep putting in before they are pertinent. I am all for laying the groundwork for your mytharc, but randomly placing scenes in breaks up the flow and makes it far more likely that your audience won't remember them when they actually become important. I felt the same way about Allison and Isaac talking about the voice mails with Kira's dad as I do with the berserker and honor code conversations in here. Speaking of Isaac, there was strangely no word about either his or Coach's condition this episode. Considering both are in critical condition and possibly dying, it might have been worth a few seconds mention in between heist hijinks. Sadly, there was no Melissa either, since she always brings amazing acting in the mix. Another issue, besides the whole Kira fiasco, is Scott's dwindling ability as alpha. Perhaps it's the alpha's curse to be less competent than he previously was. After all, Derek has gotten 10 times smarter since becoming an omega. He's a veritable fount of biology, history, and common sense answers now. I realize that Scott got stabbed by the Oni in the previous episode, but it rarely takes Scott long to heal. I was hoping he could at least get a few licks in on Kincaid before being defeated. On a brighter note, Dylan O'Brien's acting continues to fascinate. Watching him in the throes of giving up and then the next second being Dark Stiles was powerful as were the opening two scenes. It has been a joy to see him challenged so much this season, even if it is becoming harder and harder to watch Stiles constantly getting beaten by the supernatural.

Grade: A for Echo House scenes, C for everything else

Best Scene - Sheriff has second thoughts over putting Stiles in Eichen House and flips out over a pillow
Best Quote - Stiles: "You might not like me if you know any more." Malia: "Try to remember that I'm a werecoyote who murdered her own family. I won't judge. Promise."
Best Interaction - Stiles and Sheriff
Key Player - Malia
MVP - Stiles
MIA - Isaac, Coach, Mama McCall
Most Hated - Morell
Most Inept - Beacon Hills police for not finding the scroll in their #1 piece of evidence
Most Ridiculous Plot - the pack heist
Best Reaction - Stiles to seeing Malia showering
Most Realistic Reaction - Malia telling Stiles that they ruined her life
Most Unnecessary Scene (to put in this episode instead of later) - Argent and Mama Fratelli
The Eye Roll Award - Kira is suddenly a ninja warrior
The "Me Too" Award - Brunski: "I always love the sarcastic ones.


Screencaps by Screencapped.net and @dylanocryin


About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."


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Last Week in TV - Week of Feb. 23 - Episode Awards and Review

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TV is back in full force this week with most of my weekly shows returning and a handful of new midseason premieres. So much TV, so little time. Because of that I am dropping Intelligence, Arrow, and Melissa & Joey from my weekly reviewed shows. I fully intend to catch up with them over the summer but for now they make way for other shows that I am finding more enjoyable. This week's nominated show was Hustle, which was fantastic. For anyone missing Leverage, I highly suggest watching this show. It is tricky finding it though since it's sadly not available in live stream form except on Hulu Plus. I've only seen the pilot but this precursor to Leverage had all the same complexity and rush. It doesn't have Parker, Eliot, and Hardison so I still miss them, but this makes for a nice bandage over the still gaping wound of Leverage's cancellation. Next week's nominated show is Orphan Black, which I am also excited for because I have seen most of season 1. If you would like to nominate a show, please put the title and episode (if you want me to see a specific one) in the nomination box at the end of this article. Until next week, happy TV viewing!


Overall Awards:

Best Show You're Not Watching - The Musketeers - BBC One - Sundays at 21:00

Thanks Sandi for nominating The Musketeers a few weeks ago. It is my favorite midseason drama, and only second to Sleepy Hollow for my favorite show already. I love how it balances humor, action, and drama. I also love the snarky, fun characters. There is something universally appealing about strangers becoming family even with diverse backgrounds and under intense circumstances. This episode sees Porthos convicted of murder and sentenced to hang. His old friends from the Court of Miracles, a neighborhood of thieves, rescue him before the Musketeers can and bring him back to his former home. I loved the glimpse into Porthos' background, but I also enjoyed how it took a topic of import still today, class warfare, and seamlessly integrated it into the construct of the show. Unlike other shows (cough Dracula cough) which toss in modern ideas with such anachronism that it takes me completely out of the story, The Musketeers shows how we've always struggled with the same issues. In this case, a now destitute member of the nobility buys up the tenement slums and plans to blow them up in order to get rich when they build a new Paris there. Change nobility for real estate tycoon or banking institution and it could easily have been a plot in the latest police procedural. In fact, this episode has its own autopsy and detective work, which I find amusing if a bit tongue-in-cheek. It's NCIS: Paris, 1630.

The two best things about this show though are its action, humor, and the way they utilize female characters. The Musketeers has the best overall action on TV today, an award that used to go to Arrow before they stopped having fight scenes as often. Such a shame. Admittedly, I am a sucker for a good sword fight and you're guaranteed at least 3 an episode here. However they mix it up with guns, bare knuckles, and the occasional melon. Basically anything goes when the number one rule, as stated early on, is survival. I also adore how the humor flies as much as the fists do. Aramis is the snarkiest but every character gets a one-liner or two throughout the episode. The mix of humor and action ensures that few episodes drag at any time and makes the time watching fly. However, on a more serious note, The Musketeers succeeds where almost every single show I watch is currently failing. It keeps the women interesting in their own right without subjugating them to damsel in distress, love triangle, or plot device roles. While there are no female main characters, they often steal the spotlight. Constance is a real win. I love how although she did not have any training, she stepped up when the Musketeers needed her and still stands up for herself when they get out of line. Plus she acknowledges that her skills are sparse and makes an attempt to learn to protect herself. No instant downloaded ninja skills here. (I'm looking side eyed at you, Teen Wolf.) In this episode, the best character by far is Flea and I really hope we get to see more of her. She's caring, smart, and knows what she wants. Frankly she should become Queen of the Court and a recurring character. In the ruling family, it is the women who make the best decisions and often temper the juvenile king. Between Queen Anne's quips and his sister's political machinations, the females rule the court as much as the Cardinal and often outplay him. In a TV season where the best female characters feel hopelessly stuck in bad character arcs or on the sidelines, The Musketeers make each woman fascinating. The Musketeers is never going to win any awards for best drama, but it easily wins where it is most important to me - Most Entertaining.


Best Episode / Best Scene - Blacklist - 1.14 - Madeline Pratt / Red talks about his family's murder

The Blacklist is back and up to its usual tricks - Red snark, Lizzie home troubles, plenty of twists and moral ambiguity, and good acting. What made this episode rise above many similar episodes though was the criminal of the week. Madeline Pratt was well played by Jennifer Ehle, who made her character conniving yet charming, smart yet sensitive. It was a character I could root for, albeit it uncomfortably. While the snippet about Red's family may or may not be true, it was a powerful scene made even more so by Pratt's reaction. James Spader nailed the vulnerability and to see him then snap back to the Red we are used to was chilling. When contrasted with the humorous speech when rescuing Lizzie, it is easy to see why James Spader is this show. The whole episode was an acting tour-de-force. I also love how Pratt escaped. Hopefully she will become a recurring character and possibly Red's Moriarty. Now if Tom could just divorce Lizzie and let us drop this snail crawl subplot.


Best New Show of the Week - 
Growing Up Fisher - 1.01 - Pilot

By far the best of the midseason episodes this week, Growing Up Fisher has a lot of heart and laughs in the right place. It actually reminds me a lot of The Goldbergs, minus the 80's retro, plus blindness. In this episode Henry learns that his parents are getting divorced and his blind dad, Mel, gets a guide dog to help him when he moves out. Problem is that Henry has always been his dad's wingman before, so pretty soon he feels left out and not sure of his status in his dad's new life. It's a nice twist to an issue so many kids deal with today. Meanwhile his mom, Joyce, is trying to recapture a youth she feels she missed, much to the consternation of Henry's sister, Katie. Joyce is by far the most over-the-top character but she comes off as more clueless but loving than annoying in the pilot. Similarly, Mel's disability is never seen as a setback because he is so competent at what he does. It could be in future episodes both these things become an issue but they played both parents well in this episode. What I really like is that while the characters all have their own distinct personalities, it is obvious that they all care about each other right from the start. I will be back to check out the next 2 episodes at least.


Best Action - Grimm - 3.13 - Revelation - 
Nick and Monroe vs. Caccia Morta

Let's faced it. Grimm does some gruesome Wesen and ones that scalp people to turn their skin into coats are among the worse. Add to it the fact that the Caccia Morta only attack the strongest people so as to get the most strength from their skins, add you've got a worhtwhile opponent. However part of the reason why this action sequence takes the title is the background leading up to it. For the majority of the episode, Monroe is fighting with his parents over his lifestyle choices, the biggest issue being Nick. When Monroe learns the Caccia Morta are in town and Nick is the target, he has his final confrontation with his dad. He chooses Nick. The Nick and Monroe relationship is the foundation of Grimm for me and to see how far they have come over the years was great. Having them fighting side-by-side like usual was even better. There is something about them snarking and helping each other while pounding out the bad guys that always makes me cheer. Still the best thing about this scene is when Monroe's dad jumps into the fray yelling, "Get off my son!" They may disagree on lifestyle, but they are still family and one I hope we see a lot more of.


Trend of the Week - Character Back Story

Many of the shows I watched this week focused on the back story of their characters, usually not the main character, and it really worked. From Red's story about finding his dead family (whether or not it was true) to learning about Porthos' childhood in the Court of Miracles, the stories were richer for having more context. I particularly like how The Crazy Ones explored Zach's character from before he was so cocky. Sometimes it is hard for me to like Zach, but this helped explain his more annoying traits. In fact it reminded me a lot of the How I Met Your Mother episode where they find the tape of Barney's hippie days.  We also got snippets about Strahl in Almost Human, Hatake's relationship with Julia on Helix, and Pete's signature "fade out" on Enlisted.  This is one TV trend I hope continues.



Nominated and New Shows:


Nominated Show: Hustle - 1.01 - The Con is On

Hustle is a hard show to watch, given that's it is a decade old and not on any live streaming I currently have. Thank goodness the pilot was well worth the searching. If you've read my blog comments, you know I have a Leverage-shaped hole in my TV watching life that I just couldn't seem to fill. Hustle works nicely. It's the story of a well-known con man called Mickey Stone, who's so good at the game he has a police unit devoted to catching him in the act. Recently paroled for an unrelated crime, Mickey wants one last score to cement his reputation and retire well. He chooses a pompous, greedy businessman as target and assembles his team. Granted his team does NOT include Parker, Eliot, or Hardison. No one can ever replace them. Still the characters are fresh and fun, including Jaime Murray of Defiance and Warehouse 13 fame. The pilot plot is elaborate enough to stoke Nathan Ford's interest with a great twist that I guessed about halfway through. While it may not be Leverage and they certainly aren't robbing to help the poor, it has captured my attention enough that I have bought the DVD's and I can't wait until I have a break to watch them.

Grade: B+
Rating: 4

Best Scene - Danny vs. DePalma

Best Quote - Eddie: "Guy does something dumb, 5 will get you 10 there's a woman there somewhere."

Best Reason to Watch - the complicated con scenarios

Best Way to Get a Job - Danny inserts himself in the middle of the con when Mickey has to run with it

Best Response to Vocational Blackmail - Mickey punches Danny before agreeing he's in

Most Ridiculous - Danny gets visitors through by kissing the receptionist

Weirdest Story Element - constantly breaking the 4th wall to let the audience in on the con; Burn Notice did it better with voice-overs and Leverage with the flashback

The "Say What?" Award - No one checks credentials on either side of the con.


New Shows:

Mixology - 1.01 - Pilot

Grade: F
Rating: 1

I am not sure I have ever seen a comedy pilot as unfunny as Mixology was. I think I smiled once but no laughs were to be had. I found all the characters repulsive and spent every second after the 10 minute mark waiting for the show to end. I have no idea if this show will get better, but if it does they should have reshot the pilot. No episode awards for this one. I've already wasted enough time on it.



About a Boy - 1.01 - Pilot

About a Boy was the second best of the midseason shows this week for me, but that is not saying much. It does mean that it has potential. I could see myself liking it when the characters get more rounded and I feel something for them. Marcus was a joy and the necessary buffer between Will and Fiona. I do have a hard time believing that there are still people as gullible as Dakota and the single parents at that meeting are. No one would buy that story. Usually this is the type of comedy that based on the premise would get at least another 2 episodes from me to see if it improved, but given my tight TV schedule already and the fact that it airs opposite a comedy I actually already like, this one gets banished to the bottom of the maybe later pile.

Grade: C
Ranking: 3

Best Scene - Will and Marcus hose the bully

Best Quote - Marcus: "I own you."

Best Reason to Watch - Marcus

The Hero Award - Will lets Marcus come inside to avoid the bullies

Most Gullible - Dakota and all the people at the single parents' meeting

Best Aww Moment - Will decides to stay for vegan dinner even though Fiona is crying



Mind Games - 1.01 - Pilot

Grade: D
Rating: 1

My overall impression of Mind Games is yelling, lots and lots of yelling. That seemed to be the primary dialogue choice and it left me with a headache and mostly distaste for the characters. Unlike Mixology though, this show has an interesting premise. I always loved and feared the White Collar episodes where Neal tries to explain to Peter how easy it is to con someone and shows him the tricks of the trade. On paper, this is a legitimate business side of the con game, basically advertising on steroids. That concept appeals to me. This show did not. Zahn plays Clark as way too off the rails so he comes off as a caricature instead of a character. No one would trust their business to this man, not even the douche bag con that Christian Slater plays. The ex-wife throws in a love triangle between brothers - oh joy - and Megan E. has long been one of my least favorite actresses. Even if I had time in my TV schedule, this pilot would have repelled me. Let me know when the decibels go down a few 100 notches. Until then I'll stick to Leverage/White Collar reruns and Hustle.


Growing Up Fisher - 1.01 - Pilot

Grade: B+
Ranking: 2

Best Scene - looking for Elvis

Best Quote - Henry: "So just to recap, my dad replaced me with a dog and my mom became Popeye. It was a big week for the Fisher family."

Best Character Interaction - Henry and his dad

Best Reason to Watch - the fun characters and the heart

Most Inappropriate - Joyce asks her son if she should get a water bra

Most Refreshing - A kid on TV who does something wrong actually gets grounded. It's retro. More people should try it.

Best Moment - Joyce tells Katie to slow down but they are passed by a jogger / Katie gives Joyce her belt

Best Aww Moment - Mel puts Elvis in the pantry so Henry feels needed again

Best Music - Pressure


Weekly Shows:

Almost Human - 1.12 - Beholder

This was one of the better Almost Human episodes for me. I like the criminal of the week storyline with the ironic twist. I also really enjoyed that it was a male pursuing perfection in beauty instead of a female. Moreover, we got a deeper look at Stahl, who has been one of the bigger mysteries as a character and saw a softer side of Kennex. Honestly, it also could be that we're one episode away from the finale and I will really miss Almost Human if they don't renew it. This show went from being mildly entertaining, if frustrating because of the out-of-place episodes, to being appointment TV. I like the characters and they do a good job of making the technology interesting but not the main focus. It is still very much a buddy cop show, where one of the cops just happens to be an android. I think there is still a lot potential and story left in the series so hopefully the ratings will rise for the finale and FOX will give us more episodes.

Grade: B+

Best Scene - Stahl vs. the club general manager

Best Quote - Dorian: "No, in fact, I'm excited to embrace this new anti-tech lifestyle." Kennex: "Really?"
Dorian: "On the way back to the precinct, let's replace your robotic leg with a tree limb or maybe something useful like a shovel." Kennex: "I wish I had a shovel."

Best Technology - Instant hologram golfing is the next step in Wii / Virtual autopsy (same info, no gross)

Worst Technology - Nanobot plastic surgery

Best Use of Irony - the guy killing people to get a more handsome face wants to impress a blind woman

Worst Partner - Dorian completely violates the guy code by answering a call Kennex wants to avoid

The "Say What?" Award - Detroit held the Olympics in 2026

Best Call Back - the Kennex-Dorian snarky car chat. I missed it.

Funniest Moment - Kennex and Dorian's reaction to Rudy thinking he will be targeted by the Beauty Killer

Best Use of Music - Crimson and Clover



Star-Crossed - 1.02 - The Violent Delights have Violent Ends

Star-Crossed took a dive for me, mostly because of the terrible dialogue they had Emery spewing. She's far too earnest and I spent most of the episode yelling at her to shut up and back off. I am also tired of "Christians" being portrayed as evil in Hollywood these days. It's getting old and they remain one of the few punching bags left that don't automatically trigger a host of protest. On the positive side, the introduction of Castor makes for more political intrigue and a great villain for Roman to eventually fight against. He reminds me a lot like Peter from Teen Wolf and that's a huge compliment. We also got more info on Atrian customs and the great double twist with Beaumont and Grayson. No one is who they say they are right now and that gives them plenty of space to go with the story. If they keep the mystery up and work on better dialogue, this could be a great show.

Grade: C+

Best Scene - Roman and Castor face off in front of the Atrian Council

Best Quote - Sofia: "Remember what my dad said. If we ever want to be treated as equals we need to show the humans there's nothing to fear." Teri: "I'll try to remember that while they're deep frying our toes and sprinkling them with powdered sugar."

Best Reason to Watch - Atrian politics and the civil unrest

Best Reason to Fast Forward - emoangsting….all the emoangsting and overly melodramatic acting

The "Say What?" Award - There aren't cameras everywhere in the Atrian sector that would catch the hand-offs? It's 10 years in the future.

Biggest Emoangster / The "Shut Up" Award - Emery

Shadiest Character of the Week - Castor

Best Twist - Guard Beaumont is actually an Atrian

Coolest Tradition - Mammoth Rock with every new student's handprint

My Prediction - If this show gets a second season, Taylor and Drake will be a secret item with lots of making out in the janitor's closet scenes.



Teen Wolf - 3.20 - Echo House

Teen Wolf continues to thrill and confuse as we race towards the season finale. I have no idea where it is heading and only a deep held belief of which character is going to die, but I can easily say that 3B has been the best season of Teen Wolf yet. Dylan O'Brien gets extra kudos for doing such a great job protraying both Stiles and Dark Stiles.

Grade: B

Best Scene - Sheriff has second thoughts over putting Stiles in Eichen House and flips out over a pillow
Best Quote - Stiles: "You might not like me if you know any more." Malia: "Try to remember that I'm a werecoyote who murdered her own family. I won't judge. Promise."
Best Interaction - Stiles and Sheriff
Key Player - Malia
MVP - Stiles
Most Hated - Morell
Most Inept - Beacon Hills police
Most Ridiculous Plot - the pack heist
Best Reaction - Stiles to seeing Malia showering
Most Realistic Reaction - Malia telling Stiles that they ruined her life
Most Unnecessary Scene (to put in this episode instead of later) - Argent and Mama Fratelli
The Eye Roll Award - Kira is suddenly a ninja warrior
The "Me Too" Award - Brunski: "I always love the sarcastic ones.



Blacklist - 1.14 - Madeline Pratt

Grade: A-

Best Scene - Red talks about his family dying to Madeline

Best Quote - Red: "Lizzie, I know this must be very difficult for you, but we can't both lead."

Best Reason to Watch - Pratt

Best Reason to Fast Forward - Lizzie and Tom, and it's not Tom in this scenario

Funniest - Red trying to talk Lizzie free from the guard

Best Action - Ressler vs. the Syrian

The "Say What?" Award - tie - Exactly how many teacher conferences is Tom attending? / Does no one use gloves when they are committing crimes anymore?

Best Twist - the Kungur Six are bombs instead of spies

Biggest Question - Is Red's story about his family true?



Perception - 2.11 - Curveball

Perception is back with your typical episode. While the case of the week was better than usual, the subplot of the college ingénue was tiresome. The Big Bang Theory did it better. They should have stuck to the train death.

Grade: B-

Best Scene - Daniel and Donnie, speaking metaphorically and hypothetically

Best Reason to Watch - in a world of police procedurals, this is one of the brainiest

Best Reason to Fast Forward - The subplot with the annoying potential college prospect

Biggest Aww Moment - Dan with Andre at the end, going over the train schedules

Biggest Surprise - I actually like Donnie. He was an adulterous douche when he first came on and I never thought I'd care one iota for him. Surprisingly he is very slowly growing on me. Well done, Perception writers.

Best Twist - Andre was trying to save lives, not kill anyone

The "Walk of Shame" Award - Paul

Best Manipulator - Paul



Arrow - 2.14 - Time of Death

I am dumping Arrow so it will no longer be part of the weekly review. I am fed up with the bad writing, lack of consequences, and the messing up of every female character on the show who isn't named Sin. If they can take a kick butt character like Sarah and turn her into this saintly mess or consistently trash their own character in order to build up other ones, I have no hope for where they are going. I don't think they know where they are going anymore either, just following the fandom's whims wherever it takes them. Thus, so long Arrow. I'm packing my bags for Central City.

Grade: C

Best Reason to Watch - Slade returns in the end so that more interesting storyline should be picking up

Best Scene - Tockman blows the Arrow Cave computers

Most Powerful Scene - Oliver confronts Laurel in her apartment hallway

Best Quote - Sarah: "It's kind of hard to get a job when international assassin is the highlight of your resume."

Best Interaction - Sin and Sarah, because Sin rocks everything!

Utter Moron Award - Felicity goes to the bank to get Oliver's attention I guess. Whatever. She used to be a competent, fabulous character and now she's stuck between fawning over Oliver and being jealous because of him. She used to be able to do almost everything computer-wise but now she loses to the criminal at least once an episode. She's stuck in the damsel role and it does not fit her. Make her competent again. Give her something to do that does not involve Oliver. Basically, clean up your mess, Arrow writers.

Funniest - Sarah, Diggle, and Oliver bonding over their war wounds

The "Say What?" Award - Sara leaves her own welcome home party? That's Oliver's thing.

Biggest Aww Moment - Laurel agrees to host a dinner party to help Quentin reconcile with her mom

Close Call Award - Oliver stops the bus mere inches away from the train, which apparently the bus driver couldn't see or hear. Hmm.



TBBT - 7.16 - The Table Polarization

Grade: B-

Best Scene - the intervention

Best Quote - Raj: "This is so much better than watching TV like a Muggle."

Best Gadget - Wand remote control. I so want one of those.

Biggest Manipulator - Amy

Funniest Scene - Howard calls his mom so his blood pressure will be too high to go to space

Most Annoying - Sheldon



Crazy Ones - 1.16 - Zach Mitzvah

Grade: B

Best Scene - Zach realizes that the kid is unhappy and becomes the best MC around

Best Quote - Simon: "Sydney, what the hell's wrong with Zach?" Sydney: "I don't know. I'm starting to think coke and hookers might have been easier."

Best Reason to Watch - Zach back story before he became so cocky. It was good to learn more about him.

Best Reason to Fast Forward - Sydney and the waiter

Best Improv - Simon's horah dance song

Funniest - Zach's breakdown over Zoe

The "Ouch" Award - Zoe: "For me it was just fun. I never loved you, Zach."

Worst Way to Save a Party - summarizing Yentl



Elementary - 2.16 - The One Percent Solution

Grade: B-

Best Scene - Sherlock confronts Lestrade and he comes clean

Best Quote - Lestrade: "I don't let murderers go free. You see it's probably the only non-negotiable thing about me. Besides you know I've been ruined before. Not so bad the second time around."

The "I'm No Longer Surprised" Award - Sherlock now has chickens

The Brave Trooper Award - to all the cast and crew who were still shooting in the middle of a blizzard during this episode

The "You're Sooo Out of Your League" Award - Lestrade matching wits with Sherlock

The "Oh No You Didn't" Award - Truepenny calls Watson an assistant. Excuse me! She's the rock of this show.

Best Plan - Sherlock gives Lestrade all the rope he needs to hang himself over the hotel issue

The Sticky Fingers Award - Watson pickpockets Lestrade's phone

The "Blame Sherlock" Award - apparently he is the reason Pluto is no longer considered a planet

Best Red Herring - Aurelius

Best Ring Tone - Sherlock chooses Bad Day for Lestrade - HA! And he also changes Watson's ring tone



Community - 5.07 - Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality

The dialogue was sharp and the characters mostly compelling, but something about this episode sat like stale pizza dough. It didn't make me laugh, it didn't make me think. Except for the Duncan and Jeff bond, it just was.

Grade: C+

Best Scene - Duncan and Jeff agree to have a guys' night instead of going after Britta

Best Quote - Duncan: "And now you're going to go pull a Dane Cook in one of those 3 movies he was in about Dane Cook getting laid by accident. Only it's not a Dane Cook movie Jeff, because this time someone's watching."

Best Character Interaction - Jeff and Duncan

Worst Character Interaction - Abed and Hickey. These are two of my favorite characters but both were off and more annoying than funny in this episode.

Funniest - Jeff vs. Duncan gesture fight about going to the benefit
Biggest Surprise - I actually liked Chang more than most characters

The "Total Truth" Award - Annie: "Well, we've had our share of focus lately." Shirley: "Um hmm, speak for yourself."

Saddest Moment - Abed makes his Kick Puncher costume but it's not as much fun without Troy



Grimm - 3.13 - Revelation

Grimm was back and boy was it a lot of fun. I loved the conflict that Monroe's parents brought, but even more the fact that they were allowed to redeem themselves in the episode without having to give up their beliefs altogether. Mostly though this was Monroe's episode, and since he is my favorite character it was nice to spend more time with him. From the emotional confrontations to kicking Wesen butt, Monroe shone as a character.

Grade: A-

Best Scene - Awkward dinner party

Best Quote - Monroe: "Dad, listen I have no interest in trying to change you or mom but I do have a very real interest in living my life my own way."

Best Grimm Snippet - "Still, after a short time the family's distress again worsened, and there was no relief anywhere in sight." So very, very apt this episode.

Dumbest Move - Cop says he doesn't need backup…in Portland. Come on. Just call yourself Red Shirt.

Worst Career Change - Juliette has gone from independent business owner and vet to Research Girl

Most Disgusting - Surprisingly in an episode with scalpers and skin coats, Adalind's unborn baby takes this one with its pen to the eye psychokinesis

Best Physical Sarcasm - Adalind says she's freezing so Meisner puts his scarf around her neck and tells her to start walking

The "Yeah Right" Award - Juliette: "That's not why I came by just so we're all clear." Sure it's not? A little sympathy, a little info dump…that's pretty much Grimm's motive when you and Rosalee get together

Best Reaction - Alice refuses to leave with Bart until she fixes things with Monroe

Weakest Way to Kill a Big Bad - give him a haircut to alleviate their strength



Enlisted - 1.06 - Brothers and Sister

FOX must sure like it's out-of-order episodes, because just like with Almost Human, they have been screwing over Enlisted. This episode, in which Derrick meets the girlfriend he had a few weeks ago, revolves mostly on relationship woes. Randy has more game than Derrick. Pete never learned how to break up with a girl because he moved around so much as a kid. Sergeant Major Cody needs to get some audience love for a stale act. I'm not sure if this episode suffers from the air order or if it is simply less funny than the others, but it still has that heart. Here's hoping for the "laugh until you cry" scenes next week that Enlisted is known for.

Grade: B-

Best Scene - Perez teaches Pete how to break up with someone

Best Quote - Derrick: "We are you going with this and how can I go the other way?"

Best Showmanship - Cody

Biggest Surprise - I think this is the first episode without a Disney reference. Did I miss it?

Funniest - Cody interrupts Kid 'n Play on stage

Best Awww - The soldiers in the platoon help Cody make up a compelling back story

Worst Bartender Advice - "Women hate sarcasm." Speak for yourself, lady. I find that to be a very attractive quality.



Helix - 1.09 - Level X

Grade: B

Best Scene - Hatake shows Julia his silver eyes and confirms he is her father / the twins talk

Best Quote - Julia: "How do you think we'll know if your plan worked?" Alan: "If we're not attacked and infected when we get to this Level X, then it worked."

Best Moment - Tulok punches out Daniel and says to not call him an Eskimo ever again

Biggest Shock - I felt really bad for Hatake this episode.

Scene Stealer - Stooges Scientist. The boozy, snarky cryogenicist always makes me laugh. Now he's tied to the mytharc? Even better.

Best Character Arc - Sergio. He may be playing me here, but I believe his sympathy for Anana and I feel like he's going to turn hero in the fight with Ilaria.

The "Hey, We've Entered Narnia" Award - Instead of frozen monkey graveyard, we get frozen people statuary this week. It's just as creepy as it sounds.

Best Twist - the cabin in Montana is actually in the Arctic

The Facepalm Award - Hatake says they are almost at hypothermia level and yet neither he nor Sarah have their hoods up. I swear the cold is just a hallucination on this show.

The "Say What?" Award - In a squad of 5 soldiers, they don't realize that Sergio is not one of them? How hard is it to remember 5 faces?

Best Use of Music - Mad World



The Musketeers - 1.05 - The Homecoming

Grade: A-

Best Scene - The end where the Musketeers are reunited with their trademark humor

Best Quote - Porthos: "You're the smartest woman I've ever met." Flea: "If I'm so smart, what am I doing here with you?"

Best Reason to Watch - Great Porthos back story

Best Action - The Musketeers take on Emilie's lackeys to stop them from torching the Court of Miracles

Creepiest - ancient coroner

Character that Needs to Recur - Flea

Biggest Overkill - Aramis shoots the door open

Best Reaction - D'Artagnan and Aramis after D'Artagnan asks if the preacher killed Jean

Best Moment - Flea steals Porthos' money






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Grimm is back! And what an episode to come back on. From Monroe's parents attacking Nick to the world's most awkward dinner party, high emotions, great fight sequences, castle intrigue, and a whole lot of Monroe permeated throughout. This is easily one of the best episodes of the season. While there is much to love here, there is also much to discuss. Instead of doing a typical review for Grimm, I decided to narrow things down to 5 topics, which will vary in scope, importance, and length. They are in no particular order and there's really no rhyme or reason to what I'm picking. It's just 5 things that struck me during the episode. As always, I love discussion so if there are other topics you'd like to address or if you have a different opinion, please leave your thoughts in the comments below. Ideally this weekly article will appear on Sundays, but it will depend on how many shows I am covering that week for Last Week in TV. So let's jump right in:


1. Nick and Monroe

In this episode, Monroe had a lot of great interactions with a variety of characters, but for me it's all about Nick and Monroe. They are the foundation of Grimm, the first partnership I rooted for on the show. While I am not a fan of the recapitation trend, I do love how they reminded us that this Wesen - Grimm relationship started out rocky and has had its share of problems. That really hit home when it came to Monroe's parents' reactions. I had gotten so used to Nick and Monroe being a team that the shock value of it had worn off. To see his parents freak out over a Grimm reminded me that this really is a unique friendship. I also liked the opening scene because I do often think Nick takes advantage of Monroe's friendship. Sometimes my favorite moments are the two of them hanging out without the threat of a case hanging over them. It was one reason why them being roommates for awhile appealed to me. Sometimes the small moments say as much about a friendship as the big, life threatening ones. We've had enough of the catastrophes. Next season I hope they remember to throw the fun in a little more too.


2. Wesen lore and Adalind's baby

I admit it. I haven't liked Adalind since her first hexenbiest flash. Her Vienna side trip with Stefania has mostly been fast forward worthy for me. However Bart made the whole Adalind issue more interesting. Bart: "He told us kids if wildesheers ever came back, it meant something really bad was going to come next." Monroe: "How really bad?" Bart: "I don't know. Just something somewhere is going to happen that will change the world." This isn't exactly surprising given that the baby took out a Verrat with a pen to the eye from the womb, but it still intrigues me with all the possibilities. Will it really be the baby that is the danger or will Adalind's new powers bought with Frau Pech's life somehow warp her into something even more toxic? What are Renard's plans for his own child and is Viktor's interest solely about the line of succession or is there more at play here? So many questions and so many ways they can go. For the first time, I'm glad Adalind is on the screen, if only to see where this takes us.


3. Juliette aka Research Girl

The one thing that really isn't working for me right now though is Juliette. Granted this season is a vast improvement over her stints as Coma and Amnesia Girl, don't get me wrong. It's just that they still don't know what to do with Juliette and so it feels like they shoehorn in unnecessary places. The biggest one of course is her sole devotion to research for most of this season. At first I was delighted because they finally told Juliette the truth and she was on board. Now she feels like a plot device. Can no one else on the show click Google? I do like her burgeoning relationship with Rosalee and I have great hopes for Nick's mom returning and meeting Juliette for real this time. I think it will be an interesting dynamic. Another problem I have with Juliette is that they have suddenly decided she's socially inept this season. She never came off that way before, but now she's bumbling and has foot-in-mouth disease. A great example of this is the dinner party scene. Season 1 Juliette would have been able to read the tension in the room, especially since she knows the issues, and not caused a flare up. This Juliette comes off as less competent and more awkward than the season 1 version. That's the opposite of character development.


4. Meisner / the larger Wesen world

I like the idea of getting a more worldwide view of the Grimm and Wesen world, so Meisner is intriguing to me. He is still mostly a shadow figure as far as his background and interests go and I look forward to them fleshing him out more. Mostly though I like that we are getting a clearer view of the interplay between the Royals, Verrat, and Resistance. I wish we knew more about each of their endgames but I can be patient for that since the main players are compelling. What really made me like Meisner this week though is that he didn't coddle Adalind at all. He was perfunctory and more concerned about the plan, which made me laugh. It gave the Adalind-Meisner interaction more bite, since Adalind's reactions were fabulous. So far he's the character I like her with the most. I also like that they clearly do not trust each other but they are forced to work together.


5. Castle Spy

Originally I was going to use this space to write about the fantastic fight scene in this episode, but I already wrote about that in Last Week in TV. Therefore I switched to Castle Spy, aka Sebastien. I have long been a fan of his because of how badly everyone treats him. Would it kill you to thank him, Renard? He's been the backbone of the Resistance movement, keeping everyone in the loop about Renard and the castle affairs. Now I am really worried that it will come back to haunt him. Prince Viktor is no fool and now that he knows there's a mole in his midst, I fear he will die by the season finale. While it would be a shame to kill off such an intriguing character, it is even worse to kill off the biggest single source of answers. He and Wu are the two characters I want to have more time on. It's not time to put a red shirt on yet.


Screencaps by Living in a Fairy Tale,ScienceFiction.com, and Grimm Wikia.


About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

Teen Wolf - 3.21 - The Fox and the Wolf - Recap

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Note: I combined most flashback scenes in chronological order to make the sequencing work better.

Previously - Stiles' MRI terrified Sheriff, Scott protested Stiles entering Eichen House, Stiles and Malia found the nogitsune's corpse, Stiles recognized someone in its picture, everything is about "chaos, strife, and pain," and Kira's mom believes Kira can kill the nogitsune.

In 1943, one soldier annoys another by telling lame riddles. I sympathize. I'm riddled out. It's particularly in bad taste since they are hauling away dead bodies, lots of bodies, a pile of bodies. They grab gasoline to torch them when suddenly Mummy Mouth appears. Soldier #2, Hayes, shoots at it, but it keeps coming, turning the gun on the soldier. Soldier #1, Merrick, has it worse. Mummy Mouth: "What has a neck but no head?" Squelp, off goes his head. Gross, Teen Wolf. I was eating. Possibly the sickest cold open we've had. Things don't get better in the present time. A fly buzzes around Kira's dad, which generally signifies horrible death in Beacon Hills. Seriously if it's small and flies, it's lethal there. HistoryDad slams a book on it, but since DarkStiles enters I'd say his troubles are only beginning. DarkStiles: "Coming in on a Saturday. That's dedication." That's stupid in this school. Remember how Blake's overtime got her trapped in the basement with werewolves. Or how about SPNKrissy dying because she wanted to practice cello more. Hard work isn't rewarded at Beacon Hills High. DarkStiles wants Kira's mom's last tail so he starts going through the books. DarkStiles: "I know what they are. Physical representation of her tails. However the hell that works." Yeah, I don't get it either. HistoryDad points DarkStiles to the library but he's on a mission. "The older the tail, the stronger the Oni. Am I right? I know there's one left. I know it's the strongest." HistoryDad still plays dumb but nogitsune's have magical fly resurrection powers. The once squashed fly zooms into HistoryDad, choking him and sending him to his knees. DarkStiles: "You'll talk. They always talk." That's cold. Really cold. DarkStiles keeps his perfect record on creeping me the heck out. Back at Kira's, Scott recaps the last episode as we finally get to see the picture. It appears to be Kira and an American soldier. Sadly, there is no Malia to be found. Scott: "It sounds like it all goes back to your family." You have no idea, buddy.

They are interrupted by a text from Kira's mom, telling them to bring magic mushrooms to the school. Yes, you read that right. No, the next flashback isn't in the 60's. These 'shrooms can save him from a nogitsune fly. Scott is shocked Stiles did this but MommaFox has no illusions. She smartly removed the last tail from the book and now keeps it on her person. Kira demands the truth, while Scott pulls out the photo. Kira: "Is it grandma?" MommaFox: "No. It's me." Say what? That's some funky math there. Scott: "If that's you, you'd have to be like 90 years old." MommaFox: "Closer to 900." Kira: "Okay, sure. Why not?" Ha! Right there with you. Nothing surprises in Teen Wolf anymore. Kira: "Dad, how old are you?" HistoryDad: "43, but I've been told I look mid-30's." Bwah! Have I said how much I love these parents? MommaFox dumps the shattered sword blade they took from Mummy Mouth's body, the one she used to stop him. Scott finally catches up, realizing this isn't the nogitsune's first trip to Beacon Hills. MommaFox brings up the Oak Creek Interment Camp and Scott calls HistoryDad out on misleading Allison and Isaac. HistoryDad: "Allison's family has a certain history of violence. I didn't know if she could be trusted." Hmm, says the man with a 900 year old warrior wife. Apparently HistoryDad met Kira's mom while researching Oak Creek for his dissertation. Kira asks about the nogitsune. MommaFox: "Isn't it obvious yet?" Umm no, not really. She begins her story but her prime focus is the broken blade. She tries to get Kira to fix it, but Kira wants answers now! HistoryDad agrees, supplying the most important info of the night. MamaFox is named Noshiko. Thanks HistoryDad. Now if only you would get a name. Noshiko is leery of sharing insider secrets with a werewolf, but let's face it. Secrets never go over well in Beacon Hills. HistoryDad: "But allies however unlikely should be welcomed, especially in time of war." She agrees and continues the story.

Flashback - As soldiers unload a supply truck, Noshiko pilfers a few items to share with internment camp residents. She also snatches a baseball for a kid named Michio. A woman about her age scolds her for being too reckless, and an older woman named Satomi concurs. "You take too frequently and you take too much." Noshiko stole aspirin for her but she refuses it, saying that she knows Noshiko sees her as weak for obeying rules. Satomi calls Noshiko a fox, which makes me wonder if they all know her true nature. That seems risky. Maybe they are related instead. The argument ends abruptly as Michio accidentally throws the ball through the window. A fluster of nervous activity ensues as they hide contraband before the MP's from the cold open arrive. Merrick is a lecherous sod, so I have no sympathy for his demise. Corporal Rhys, however, seems decent. Over the protest of Hayes, he orders an inspection for the morning, giving them time to stash the stolen merchandise, and tosses the ball back to the kid. Rhys: "This is a relocation center, not a prison." Merrick: "You can call it a summer camp if it makes you feel better…sir." Yeah, glad you died. As they leave, Satomi continues, saying Noshiko will reap what she sows. But surprise, it's gets even worse. Noshiko and Corporal Rhys have a Romeo and Juliet affair going that can only lead to disaster. Rhys repeats Satomi's speech via Japanese proverb this time. "The stake that sticks out gets hammered down." The missing items have been noticed so Noshiko agrees to give back the aspirin with Rhys' help. After all, he pilfered some chocolate. Rhys: "I thought you liked it when I'm tough." Noshiko: "I like chocolate more." Ha! As they kiss to musical crescendo, Kira calls a time out. Kira: "Stop, just stop. We don't want to hear your Casablanca story." I immediately think Princess Bride. Kid: "Is this a kissing book?" Sorry, it's an 80's law that any time a Princess Bride reference can be made, it must be. Scott accuses Noshiko of stalling so the Oni can attack Stiles. HistoryDad counters that Stiles is gone but no way that's true. Save Stiles! Scott asks Noshiko to call off the Oni, but she refuses. Noshiko: "When you hear the rest of the story, you won't want me to." Yeah I'm pretty sure I will, lady.

Meanwhile at the precinct, Argent and Derek are released but Parrish is still cautious. He refuses to give Argent back his cattle prod, even though Argent insists it's for hunting. Parrish: "Yeah well I'm pretty sure you could use it to jump start a 747." Bwah! I love Parrish, which means I also add him to the characters I fear for. Please live. Argent reminds him all charges has been dropped, although he doesn't know how or why. Sheriff breaks in to say it was him. Hmm, what? I thought it was a federal case. There Teen Wolf goes jumping jurisdictions at the drop of a hat again. Parrish: "I'm not kidding. This thing's a few watts from being a light saber." HAAA!!! Sheriff takes Derek and Argent back to his office, where he shares the results of Stiles' MRI. It is the exact same brain scan as his mom's. Derek: "I'm guessing this isn't possible." Sheriff: "Not even remotely." Argent: "So the trickster's still playing tricks." Yikes that nogitsune is crafty. Even better, check that off the list as one theory I got right this season. They are few and far between so I like to celebrate when it happens. Derek questions why the nogitsune would bother, but Sheriff theorizes, "When I was in the army, an officer told me if you want to defeat an enemy you don't take away their courage. You take away their hope." Sheriff worries the nogitsune will take away Stiles' hope in a battle for his mind as well as his body. Can't the poor boy get a break. Argent brings up the wounded; Derek brings up the dead. They have a point. Sheriff: "I need you to help me stop them." Argent: "And by stop him, you mean trap him." Well yeah, he doesn't mean kill him, Argent! Sheriff hands Argent back his light saber as they agree to help.

Heading back to Argent's apartment, Allison joins them. Argent wants Derek to follow Stiles' scent from Eichen House, but Derek reminds them they've been tricked by the nogitsune before. Still they need to find Stiles before the Oni. Argent: "That's the problem. We're all trying to outfox the fox." Sheriff says it's okay if they want to back out, but of course they're all in. Derek: "I'm not going to be the first wolf to run from a fox." Argent: "Apparently I'm carrying a light saber." Bwah! Allison suggests they split up in a nice show of matriarchal leadership. Argent and Derek to Eichen House; Sheriff and herself to the hospital. They'll meet at the school later. In the elevator, Sheriff compliments Allison on her strength. "I don't know how you guys do it. You're all so strong, You're fearless. Hell, you even manage to keep your grades up." Allison admits to failing econ, so Sheriff vows to talk to Coach for her. That's the least of Allison's worries though as she breaks down. Sheriff stops the elevator to comfort her and she talks of putting on a brave face when inside she's terrified and confused. She doesn't know how to help Isaac or if breaking up with Scott was a good plan. She is afraid for her dad and leery of Derek. Basically she has way too much pressure on her for any teenager. Oh baby. I feel for you. Sheriff gives her the hug I want to and it's so heartwarming. Sheriff: "You know what's funny? You sound just like a cop." Awww, that makes Allison laugh and she pulls herself together once more. Sheriff: "Hey, you're going to be okay." I certainly hope that's true. Kudos to both actors for such a great scene. Before they can go, Sheriff gets a notice from his home security. DarkStiles waves to the camera through the cell phone. Uh oh.

But no time for Stiles tonight because it's all about flashbacks. Noshiko continues her forbidden love story, getting so upset she cuts her hand in the process. HistoryDad gives her a handkerchief but she magically heals herself. Kira has the power as well, since she has never gotten sick unlike in…the flashback. Noshiko and Rhys practice French in a Jeep, which is just missing the sweating glass to turn it into a Titanic scene. Mercifully they're interrupted by the douche MP's and Shady Doctor, who is selling medical supplies on the black market. Great! Of course it also presages a pneumonia outbreak in the camp. The medicine needed was sold already, so the kid Michio dies as the baseball drops from his hand. When Noshiko explains what's happening, a riot breaks out. Michio's father creates a Molotov cocktail and when the doctor arrives, the internees mob his car. He tells the MP's to shoot as Rhys tries to control the situation. Michio's dad starts to put down the explosive, but Merrick hits Satomi. She reveals herself to be a werewolf and throws the Molotov cocktail, igniting Rhys to Noshiko's horror. The soldiers commence shooting and a mass of people die. Noshiko is shot many times, requiring time for her body to heal. Because of that, she's put in the dead pile. Rhys however is not as lucky. He slowly dies from his burns with nothing to ease the pain. The doctor sold the morphine too. In time honored tradition, EvilDoctor, Merrick, and Hayes escaped the slaughter, intensifying Noshiko's desire for revenge. As the MP's try to cover up the murder, Noshiko calls out for the nogitsune to use her body for vengeance. It chooses Rhys instead. Rhys becomes Mummy Mouth as we continue the cold open scene. What they failed to show was him stealing the Jeep. Ha! Sadly he goes on a murder spree before Noshiko kills him with Satomi's help, breaking the sword in the process. The nogitsune spirit transforms into a fly, which she catches.

Noshiko stops the story to beg Kira's help in restoring the sword. Kira: "Why don't you just do it yourself?" Mom: "Because I'm not a thunder kitsune." Well that answers another question, but it doesn't help Kira's family issues. Kira: "I just found out you're 900 years old. I don't think I'm ever going to trust you again." Mom: "Trust me on this." Kita places her hands above the katana and it's magically fixed. She's got a real future in metalwork. Noshiko says the sword is Kira's along with her power, so she and Scott can kill Stiles if the Oni can't. Scott points out Noshiko didn't give them any options. Noshiko: "You want to save Stiles? Kill him. That's the only way." Oh hell no, lady. Meanwhile the other Save Stiles Team gathers at Sheriff's, where he explains the chessboard. I laugh in memory of that great scene in 3A. Strikingly Isaac is now off the board. Derek's more concerned that he as king is one move from checkmate. No killing Derek. Argent calls it a threat, but Allison thinks it's a clue. Stiles is at Derek's loft. Argent: "This couldn't sound any more like a trap." Good point, but Sheriff holds on to all the hope he can get, talking about the nogitsune's lack of motive and saying that killing is just a by-product of chaos. Derek: "If you're trying to say it won't kill us, I'm not feeling too confident about that." Neither am I, Derek. I fear for you all. Sheriff: "All we need to do is come up with a new punch line." Umm, keep telling yourself that, Sheriff. I hope it doesn't kill you all. Allison texts Scott the info and he and Kira leave. Scott: "There's a way to save him. There has to be." You tell her! A final flashback has Noshiko running to the nemeton to bury the nogitsune fly. Kira's dad warns, "History has not done well with making children into killers." Noshiko points out that it was Scott, Stiles, and Allison sacrificing themselves that reawakened the nogitsune. They have played in chaos and pain long before this. Noshiko: "They let the demon out of its cage." As the scene changes to Derek's loft, Sheriff opens the door. DarkStiles turns around. "Hi dad."

Thud, that was my heart hitting the ground. Teen Wolf is killing me these days. I fear for all the main characters and each episode brings more stress. There is no other show I am watching as intense as 3B has been. That said, this was not a good episode for me when compared to the rest of Teen Wolf. It committed the cardinal sin of boring me, which is something this show almost never does. I thought the flashbacks, while containing important answers, were far too long. They could have shared the same info in half the time, leaving us more room to see the characters I actually know and care about it. The Romeo and Juliet romance was another dud. It was so clichéd that I could predict everything that happened, right up to the part where she called down the nogitsune. In fact, the whole of the flashbacks contained cardboard, stock characters who acted exactly like every other tired story before them. Evil doctor who sells off much needed supplies, check. Lecherous soldier violating the innocent, pure internee, check. Handsome hero with superior moral standing, check. Sassy, rash heroine looking to improve things without thinking through the consequences, wise older woman advising, innocent kid death - check, check, check. If you are going to spend this much time with one-off characters at least make them interesting. Not surprisingly I find this episode as poorly done as Visionary, the last episode that was chock full of flashbacks. The only really good thing about this is we've now gotten the majority of the information dump done, so now we can push straight into what this part of the season is all about…saving Stiles!


Grade: C-

MVP - answers
Best Scene - Allison breaks down in the elevator and Sheriff comforts her
Best Reaction - Kira to learning her mom is 900
Best Reason to Fast Forward - Romeo and Juliet: The Internment Years
Scene Stealer - Parrish
Most Humorous - HistoryDad
Best Surprise - Satomi the werewolf


Screencaps by Screencapped.net

About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

Quote of the Week - Week of March 2, 2014

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A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV this past week.

TV is back in full swing this week with most shows returning and a few new ones debuting. That left a lot of options for the best quote. Here's what SpoilerTV staff chose. Do you agree? What would you nominate for Quote of the Week? Note - People nominating the quotes are in parentheses.



Agents of SHIELD

1. Fitz: "So what about Tahiti?" Coulson: "Turns out, wasn't so magical." (Dahne)
2. Coulson: "Deathlocke?" Garrett: "Catchy, right? Sounds like some wrestler from the 80's." (Dahne)



Arrow

1. Oliver: (while looking at Sara and Roy around him) "So... what would you like to do now, Mr Wilson?" I love how in all the other present day scenes, Slade is the one with the upper hand and then suddenly Oliver regains it here. (Bradley Adams)
2. Slade: "To kill you now...would be a mercy. You cannot die until you have suffered. The same way that I have suffered. Until you have known complete despair. And you will. I promise." Chilling. (Bradley Adams)



Banshee

1. Rabbit - “I spent fifteen years searching for my daughter, and now she hunts me” (Dark UFO and Sandi)
2. Burton - "“You chose to speak to the authorities, as such Mr Proctor has asked me to inform you that your services will no longer be required” (DarkUFO)
3. Hood: “There’s a point at which any one of us will do exactly what Emmett did, it’s just a question of what puts us in that situation where the circumstances outweigh the consequences” (Sharon Seymour)
4. Leah Proctor to Kai: “Your crimes, whatever they may be, are my crimes” (Sandi)


The Blacklist

1. Red to The Cowboy: "I love hats, but that (referring to the cowboy hat) takes a certain kind of man, what size are you? 7 and a quarter? I'm a 7 and a half..." (the subtext being that Red is smarter) (Geo N and Bradley Adams)
-Very funny scene and quote. - Geo N
2. Jolene: "Wrong answer. Elizabeth Keen is not your wife. She's your target." (Dahne)





Hannibal

1. Hannibal to the killer: "Hello! I love your work" (Dark UFO and Darth Locke)
2. Hannibal: "When it comes to nature verses nurture, I choose neither." (Darth Locke)



The Musketeers

1. King Louis: "She was warned if she ever showed her face in Paris again I would cut off her head!" Cardinal Richelieu: "Decapitating ones mother is rarely popular with the people sire, it always looks a touch ungrateful." Queen Anne: "The threat she faces must be very real if she is prepared to risk her life by coming here." King Louis: "We must find these assassins Cardinal, I can't have people running around trying to kill my mother...not unless I tell them to!" (Sandi)
2. Cardinal: "Decapitating one's mother is rarely popular with the people, sire. It always looks a touch ungrateful." (Dahne)
3. Athos: "If you had told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly." Aramis: "Yes, sorry." Athos: "No, no let's keep it suicidal." (Dahne and Sandi)
4. D'Artagnan: "So, how should we do this?" Athos: "These barrels contain brandy, a rather fine Armagnac I believe" Aramis: "Athos, now is not the time!" (Athos looks at him as if he is stupid.) Aramis: "Oh, oh, I see" (Porthos chuckles) - Sandi


Person of Interest

1. Kara: "You got plans? Going back to stalking the ex-girlfriend again?" Reese: "Thinking more like Aruba. Something about killing a citizen make me want to kick back on the beach." Kara: "I'm not ready to see you in a Speedo." (Dark UFO)
2. Rick Dillinger: "It's not good for you to be in here all day by yourself, Harold. Ever think about getting a dog?" (Darth Locke)


Revolution

1. Aaron: "I'll give you $1,000 for 10 minutes of your time." Miles: "Right this way, Mr McGee." (Bradley Adams)
2. Rachel: “What makes you wake up from a dream? Fear? Death? Embarrassment?” Monroe: “Snake chasing me every time.” Miles: “Nobody asked you.” Monroe is the best thing on this show. (Bradley Adams)


Teen Wolf

1. Parrish: "I'm not kidding. This thing's a few watts from being a light saber." (Dahne)
-I love Argent's weapons, but this was all Agent Parrish. He's made a great new addition.
2. Kira: "Dad, how old are you?" HistoryDad: "43, but I've been told I look mid-30's." (Dahne)
-This takes place right after Kira finds out her mom is 900 years old and the way her dad deadpans it is hilarious.


True Detective

1. “You better get those jumper cables ready. Motherfucker’s lying.” (Sharon Seymour)
2. “I won’t avert my eyes. Not again.” (Sharon Seymour)



The Walking Dead

1. Daryl: "I'm a dick when I'm drunk." (Sharon Seymour)
2. Daryl: [to Beth, after they find a bottle of peach schnapps at a country club]: "Your first drink ain't gonna be no peach schnapps." (Sharon Seymour)



Screencaps by Zap2It, Hypable, We Got This Covered, NBC, Screenrant, Razor Fine, Peter Capaldi FB, Screencaped.net, Grantland, and GuardianLV.


About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Currently she is writing a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

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